When I Win Powerball Tonight............
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Will you buy me a coyote coat to go with my yak sweater?
That's funny. I was planning on winning powerball tonight.
Sunny, do you want a hat and mittens to go with your coat?
Sunny, do you want a hat and mittens to go with your coat?
I will........if ACME isn't sold out..........
That's funny. I was planning on winning powerball tonight.
Sorry, I already bought the winning ticket. And wait until you see the size of my MY new skillet!!!!
I'm going to spend half on women, booze & partying
and I'm going to waste the other half.
and I'm going to waste the other half.
Oooohhh my!Sorry, I already bought the winning ticket. And wait until you see the size of my MY new skillet!!!!
$450 million prize. Take the cash payout of about $275 million. Then after all taxes I’d be left with about $138 million. Still a good amount of change. Perhaps I’ll obtain the rights to a Dollar Baby story and let daughter #3 turn it into a Anime feature.
$450 million prize. Take the cash payout of about $275 million. Then after all taxes I’d be left with about $138 million. Still a good amount of change. Perhaps I’ll obtain the rights to a Dollar Baby story and let daughter #3 turn it into a Anime feature.
You pay taxes on your Lottery wins in the US.
You 'Mericans are crazy! 
The Rollover here tonight is £54M which is, I think $78M but at least when I win it is tax free.
And I thought that our $70 million powerball jackpot here in Australia tomorrow was big !!!
We don't pay tax on our winnings.
We don't pay tax on our winnings.
Oooohhh my!
With my luck my super dooper pan will be constantly setting off the smoke alarm....
When we win Megabucks we will build our fortress in the woods........
Well, you could buy a really big fire extinguisher to go along with it.
With my luck my super dooper pan will be constantly setting off the smoke alarm....
Or you could buy the Dolphins a new coach!
Or you could buy the Dolphins a new coach!
He did mention something about wasting half the jackpot..........
Or you could buy the Dolphins a new coach!
And that would be me!
I know I'm better at math than Tony Sparano was when he was coach. Actually I'm not sure if it was math or if he had no concept of how we tell time. Maybe it was both.
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You betcha we'd have to pay taxes on it... and not enough taxes, according to some.You pay taxes on your Lottery wins in the US.
Both, I'm sure. And my hubby would volunteer to be your assistant coach. On the upside, that means we could move to Florida!
