Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

Discussion in 'Games' started by blunthead, Nov 11, 2013.

  1. blunthead

    blunthead Well-Known Member

    In The Vending Machine of Mystery! game a person posts the phrase "Inserts [fill in the blank]", to which the next poster responds with what you get, adding his/her own insertion. For example: (insertion) Inserts tennis. (response) You get elbowed. Items appropriate for insertion are not limited to objects, but can can include concepts, ideas, and other references. I'll start…

    inserts bark.
     
  2. AnnaMarie

    AnnaMarie Well-Known Member

    Removes book called Cujo.

    Inserts candy.
     
  3. blunthead

    blunthead Well-Known Member

    you get a date with innuendo.

    inserts a background check.
     
  4. AnnaMarie

    AnnaMarie Well-Known Member

    You get a job. :)

    Insert happiness
     
  5. blunthead

    blunthead Well-Known Member

    you get a puppy and a warm gun.

    inserts physical evidence.
     
  6. fushingfeef

    fushingfeef Uber-in-waiting

    You get a note from your doctor.

    Inserts phone call...
     
  7. blunthead

    blunthead Well-Known Member

    you get to not answer.

    inserts a brief.
     
  8. VampireLily

    VampireLily Vampire Goddess & General P.I.T.A

    you get a body bag with a thrashing zombie...(gaaaaaaaargle!!)

    inserts Ruby Slippers
     
  9. blunthead

    blunthead Well-Known Member

    you get Kansas, dammit!

    inserts a broad-spectrum antibiotic.
     
  10. VampireLily

    VampireLily Vampire Goddess & General P.I.T.A

    you get a better class of Date

    inserts a pink innertube
     
  11. blunthead

    blunthead Well-Known Member

    you get the best part of anatomy class.

    inserts the village idiot.
     
  12. Out of Order

    Out of Order No Kill I

    you get Giant trying to get some sleep, best not wake him......

    inserts Frisbee.
     
    Last edited: Nov 11, 2013
  13. blunthead

    blunthead Well-Known Member

    you get a dog clenching yer wrist.

    inserts a problem.
     
  14. VampireLily

    VampireLily Vampire Goddess & General P.I.T.A

    you get a solution

    inserts a wad of gum
     
  15. blunthead

    blunthead Well-Known Member

    you get a note from The Vending Machine of Mystery! stating "Please don't do that again."

    inserts frequency.
     
  16. Lepplady

    Lepplady The incredible shrinking woman

    You get a radio

    Inserts a beach ball
     
  17. blunthead

    blunthead Well-Known Member

    you get an event to tell yer grandkid about when yer drunk.

    inserts a footstool.
     
  18. Lepplady

    Lepplady The incredible shrinking woman

    You get relieved tootsies.

    Inserts a Nickelodeon.
     
  19. king family fan

    king family fan Prolific member

    You get a cartoon.
    Inserts a cow.
     
  20. blunthead

    blunthead Well-Known Member

    you get milked.

    inserts a differential.
     

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