Word Game - Tpbm

[Walter Oobleck]

yeah - it's a lot better than the 3 to 11 shift I used to have
TPBM is quite clear on their objectives

but unlike Jim, I'm always undecided whether or not I want to accept them....and then the tape burns up alas.
tpbm hangs with The Man From U.N.C.L.E.

 

[Narvic]

on my days off as a Man in Black...we drop a lot of cash at the casino

TPBM convinced by the statistic that 90% of what we worry over never happens, makes it a point to worry, a lot.

 

[blunthead]

I'm just so bored.

TPBM is feeding the birds.

 

[Neesy]

I love birds - they are so nice to watch and listen to
TPBM is feeding their face with freshly baked homemade bread

 

[blunthead]

If I don't my face will get very irritable.

TPBM can't see straight.

 

[Narvic]

It's these dang glasses that quack eye doctor gave me...I am so not paying that bill.

TPBM hates forwarded emails.

 

[Neesy]

I hardly ever get them anymore, but they used to be so annoying
TPBM is a big fan of ordering Avon after perusing the brochure

 

[Narvic]

Where else can you find cologne in a bottle shaped like a basset hound?

TPBM may forget the milk or bread but never the scotch!!

 

[Walter Oobleck]

Where else can you find cologne in a bottle shaped like a basset hound?
TPBM may forget the milk or bread but never the scotch!!

never! it rides on my hip...I feel it when I sit down.
tpbm is a Nabisco kid.

 

[Narvic]

When you grow up in a Jewish home you eat a lot of Triskets.

TPBM isn't above sopping the last of the pasta sauce with the garlic bread.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

When you grow up in a Jewish home you eat a lot of Triskets.
TPBM isn't above sopping the last of the pasta sauce with the garlic bread.

I learned this trick from Guido Karjela, a Finnish Mafia guy who wore red & black flannel.
tpbm discovered a trail of small black...Easter Bunny poop...on the counter the other morning. (black jelly beans)

 

[Neesy]

I think a practical joker has been here in the middle of the night

TPBM is singing Make the World Go Away (and yodelling)

 

[blunthead]

And it's working.

TPBM has a pet stork.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

And it's working.
TPBM has a pet stork.

raised from a storkling, very affectionate, likes to be rubbed under the beak and scratched between the wing blades
tpbm has raised a possee of pointy-headed people and is their hero

 

[blunthead]

Damn fertility drugs.

TPBM dated Doris Day.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

Damn fertility drugs.
TPBM dated Doris Day.

When I was ten...& it was after I got done playing G.I. Joe...we sang Kay Sera...Sera from the plum trees, her in one, me in another, shaking plums to the ground.
tpbm has filed a notification that was notarized and stamp-dated.

 

[blunthead]

I partied afterward.

TPBM wears telecles.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

I partied afterward.
TPBM wears telecles.

you bet! they provide relief from discomfort! (what are telecles?)
tpbm used to love me a lot.

 

[blunthead]

yes, but I had to get a belly full of wine.

TPBM salutes too much.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

yes, but I had to get a belly full of wine.
TPBM salutes too much.

they told me I needed to salute ALL of the officers!
tpbm holds a candle in mid-air above the crowd in the dark.