Word Game - Wyslm?

[Walter Oobleck]

yes, but only if you scratch him first.
WUSLM if I broke the rules?

Yes...and I'll nod when the owner turns and points to the sign, break it you buy it.
wyslm if I chortled at inappropriate times?

 

[blunthead]

yes, but I'd appreciate your checking the Chortle Schedule on the fridge.

WUSLM if it was Wednesday?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

yes, but I'd appreciate your checking the Chortle Schedule on the fridge.
WUSLM if it was Wednesday?

Wednesdays are never a problem, plus you help get me over the hump.
wyslm if instead of short and sweet squeakers I began to emit some rather long and protracted notes?

 

[blunthead]

yes, it would mean the Miralax is finally working.

WUSLM if I dated Drew Barrymore?

 

[Neesy]

Wednesdays are never a problem, plus you help get me over the hump.
wyslm if instead of short and sweet squeakers I began to emit some rather long and protracted notes?

yes, it would mean the Miralax is finally working.

WUSLM if I dated Drew Barrymore?

You guys crack me up!

 

[Neesy]

yes, it would mean the Miralax is finally working.

WUSLM if I dated Drew Barrymore?

Sure, throw some prunes at her along with those dates

WYSLM if I brought only Rice Krispies squares to the party when you were expecting cake?

 

[blunthead]

yes, date whom you like.

WUSLM If I destroyed your car with a single snowball?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

yes, date whom you like.
WUSLM If I destroyed your car with a single snowball?

you bet! I've got a snowball rider on my policy.
wyslm if I questioned the happy predatory nature of your feature presentation?

 

[Neesy]

you bet! I've got a snowball rider on my policy.
wyslm if I questioned the happy predatory nature of your feature presentation?

Yes - how did you know my features were predatory?

WYSLM if I left a pot of beans on the back burner on low heat until the beans were black, crispy and smoking?

 

[blunthead]

yes, they might distract me from the main course.

WUSLM if I told everybody?

 

[Neesy]

Sure and I would still respect you in the morning

WYSLM if a was addicted to gel eye drops?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

Sure and I would still respect you in the morning
WYSLM if a was addicted to gel eye drops?

you bet! they taste even better with the wax vampire teeth.
wyslm if I told you I have a deep and abiding satisfaction to know my opinions get you all lathered up?

 

[blunthead]

yes, and I appreciate the the shampoo advice.

WUSLM if I ran away from home?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

yes, and I appreciate the the shampoo advice.
WUSLM if I ran away from home?

yes...we'll just leave you alone and you'll come home wagging your tail behind you.
wyslm if I climbed the mountain & fell off the other side & landed truly & well & as flat as a pancake in a clean & well-lighted place?

 

[Neesy]

yes...we'll just leave you alone and you'll come home wagging your tail behind you.
wyslm if I climbed the mountain & fell off the other side & landed truly & well & as flat as a pancake in a clean & well-lighted place?

You bet - now go tell the Reverend all about it, so as to restore his faith

WYSLM if I told you I am only in the beginning stages of the book "Revival"?

 

[blunthead]

yes, I'd be pleased to know you're not starting at the end again.

WUSLM if I was early?

 

[Neesy]

yes, I'd be pleased to know you're not starting at the end again.

WUSLM if I was early?

Sure - early to bed and early to rise etc.

WYSLM with Ben Franklin wire rimmed glasses and wooden teeth?

 

[blunthead]

yes, but you might get a splinter in an unfortunate place.

WUSLM if I interrupted everything?

 

[Neesy]

yes, but you might get a splinter in an unfortunate place.

WUSLM if I interrupted everything?

Yes - especially if you interrupted me at work so I could get out of the office

WYSLM if I sold mosquito netting for a living?

 

[blunthead]

yes, I'd like to try living in it.

WUSLM if I didn't cut my hair?