Word Game - Wyslm?

[Walter Oobleck]

yes, off the block.. on the block.. under the block..

wyslm if my house was the teenager hang-out?

we need all the business we can get in this town, so yes, good to know where to go to hang teenagers.
wyslm in the bluebird inn of the sky?

 

[blunthead]

yes, I remember you from the other institution.

WUSLM if I couldn't decide where I belong?

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

yes.. state of confusion seems to be all the rave this year

wyslm if I painted my face like gene simmons and dressed in the highest platforms .. and went around sticking my tongue out singing Dr Love?

 

[blunthead]

yes, but in a platonic way only.

WUSLM if I told you the truth about pepperoni?

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

yes.. I know the truth hurts

wyslm if I started crying

 

[blunthead]

yes, you pussy.

WUSLM if I was puppy dog?

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

yes, you little b*tch

wyslm if I put a shock collar on you and made you pee on a pad?

 

[blunthead]

yes, you little bitch

wyslm if I put a shock collar on you and made you pee on a pad?

yes, you ignorant slut.

WUSLM if I was irritated?

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

yes
wyslm if I gave you flowers?

 

[blunthead]

Yes.

WUSLM if I disagreed with you?

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

yes.. I already do

wyslm if I got drunk?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

yes.. I already do

wyslm if I got drunk?

yes...I have a roll of Duct Tape.
wyslm if I entered the Technological Age?

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

yes.. duct tape can only go so far!

wyslm if I bungee jumped off your porch?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

yes.. duct tape can only go so far!

wyslm if I bungee jumped off your porch?

yeah, we're good...it's only one-step high so I'll tell folk you're on a leash.
wyslm if I chowed down on a couple hamburgers, some corn-on-the-cob, a salad, a couple beers, and garden beans before I said hey?

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

yes... and then we can go for lunch

wyslm if I stood you up?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

yes... and then we can go for lunch

wyslm if I stood you up?

I appreciate it and respect you for this, but this stick up the back of my shirt is kinda on the troublesome side...take me down?
wyslm if I provided confusing directions by pointing every-which-way?

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

yes... but loose

wyslm if I gave your monkey a banana and a beer?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

yes... but loose

wyslm if I gave your monkey a banana and a beer?

you bet...give a monkey a banana & a beer, you have a drinking buddy for life.
wyslm if my monkey shat in your ashtray?

 

[blunthead]

yes, just as long as he doesn't sashay in my trash.

WUSLM if I was a drag?

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

yes.. I would drag you here and drag you there..

wyslm if I busted your ant farm house and let your ants out.... and they got in your pants?