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I think we're married to the same man HollyEven if he's asleep with the remote in his hand, he's watching the game, don't change the channel.
Hairstyle: shave on level 1
Always in the mood
He's not mad at me, he's mad about his Fantasy Football/Basketball/Baseball; he's mad at the Nebraska coach - it's never me, it just sounds that way.
you know U like it....I see the women have come and sullied our Rules thread.
all I can say is.... WOW ....
I knew the OP should've put a "No Girls Allowed!" sign up front.I see the women have come and sullied our Rules thread.
Yeah..that would work....I knew the OP should've put a "No Girls Allowed!" sign up front.
you know U like it....
Yeah..that would work....
And start a stampede? Even I'm not that crazy.I knew the OP should've put a "No Girls Allowed!" sign up front.
Yer a damn appeaser.And start a stampede? Even I'm not that crazy.
I have a wife and four daughters. My spine was ripped from my torso a long time ago.Yer a damn appeaser.
Mercy...4 proms, 4 weddings. But oh the collection of shoes and cosmetics and drama you must have in your house - I remember you gave me a tip about lipstick once. You're in deep.I have a wife and four daughters. My spine was ripped from my torso a long time ago.
Le sigh... you say true, Sai.Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
Hmph.I have a wife and four daughters. My spine was ripped from my torso a long time ago.
I'm not proud of it, but it keeps my sanity intact. My favorite dream involves a deserted island, some tools, a freezer with a years supply of TV dinners, books, and a satellite TV. And I wouldn't even need alcohol anymore.Hmph.
That dream is my own but for one thing.I'm not proud of it, but it keeps my sanity intact. My favorite dream involves a deserted island, some tools, a freezer with a years supply of TV dinners, books, and a satellite TV. And I wouldn't even need alcohol anymore.
Shoes by the dozens, cosmetics by the tons, and drama... Oh the drama! God really does have a wicked sense of humor. I'm demanding sainthood after I'm gone.Mercy...4 proms, 4 weddings. But oh the collection of shoes and cosmetics and drama you must have in your house - I remember you gave me a tip about lipstick once. You're in deep.
You better not say a woman. You aren't allowed to kill my dream.That dream is my own but for one thing.