...lessee, I'm a white boy in rural Ohio who likes people of all colors, creeds, national origins and lifestyles, opera is a bunch hooey, most "hot" painters these days look like they graduated from the "elephant with a brush in his trunk" school, I love guns, I live gas guzzling hoggish Jeeps-and maybe shockingly to some-I don't give a rat's hind end if ya'll think I'm nuttier than a seven year old fruitcake....I know there are a certain few here that would holler in joy if I disappeared and you ya know what?-I'm gonna sleep just fine....ooo yeah, chocolate chip cookies AREN'T the bestest ever....
GASP! The scandal!