NN nailed me, yeah the only smooove move I ever had on roller skates was on my azzzz.
My nickname came from a historic town I lived in that had all these houses with heap big stone stoops.
Houses or the stoops would settle and needed to be moved to be reset, I was a mighty big boy back then, got to be known as the go to stoop guy, 'Hey give Stoopid a call, he'll move it'
And I tried stand-up, got a check from Ray Combs's Cincinnati Comedy Connection for a buck ninety seven, but I sucked so bad I couldn't justify cashin' it