César Hernández-Meraz
Wants to be Nick, ends up as Larry
That one must surely be a deliberate wording. I can see some of the others being overlooked, but this one is just the right mix of what the writer may have seen as "acceptable" and "marketable".
Depending on how the chef lady takes it, she may even find it amusing (it can be an insult or a compliment at the same time).