Strange People at Work

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DiO'Bolic

Not completely obtuse
Nov 14, 2013
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Was it her?
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No she was a brunette. And she couldn't possibly be anything like the picture you provided, because I doubt it could talk incessantly. :)
 

Spideyman

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Jul 10, 2006
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They look real. :)

But why do women get a kick out of hitting me? And I'm not even saying anything obnoxious. Last weekend at work a young girl was telling me she was going to pass out if she didn't get something to eat. I reached into my pocket and handed her a Gatorade Fuel Bar. She asked me why I was giving it to her. I told her if she passed out then they'd expect me to drag her off to get attention which would be a PITA because all the flat carts were being used. **WHACK** across the shoulder.
Guess she was not only lacking in food, but humor too.;)
 

Neesy

#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
May 24, 2012
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Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
.....only the "Ice Chompasaurus"......lady is in her 60's, working as a Contract Employee after retiring from the state....yeah, collecting state retirement and also her current salary.....:mad:....anyway, she fills up a Mega-Gulp cup several times a day with crushed ice and proceeds to chew, and masticate and gnaw on that sh*t for 8 freakin hours!!!!!!.....we have complained to no avail.....I'm at the point of considering switching out her ice with crushed glass.....:ghostface:

Wow do you know why she does this. Like is it for some sort of medical reason, this can't be good for her teeth

....no medical reason, she's just nutzoid.....

I must admit that I do like to crunch up ice from a soft drink - good thing I hardly ever drink those fast food pops.

Cannot imagine doing it all day though - at least she must be well hydrated!
 

Steffen

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Aug 9, 2015
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Man, I worked with some real oddballs in my time. Here is a random sampling:

1) One lady I worked with told me she left her previous job because the photocopier was haunted. She said she'd be sitting at her desk and out of the corner of her eye she'd see a figure standing near the copier and then it would disappear when she looked up. Apparently, other workers had the same experience. They would also hear footsteps in the kitchen when all the staff would be downstairs. She quit soon after.

2) I work in IT. One of my previous jobs, I had a co-worker who used his computer under duress (he did draughting in the Engineering Dept and had no choice but to use the Autocad software to get his designs done). He believed that technology was the Mark of the Beast.

3) I had a co-worker who used to help himself to everyone else's food or snacks in the fridge. I realised he was superstitious so I started drawing a skull on everything I had. He stopped interfering with my stuff and started taking one of the salesperson's edibles instead. She threatened to kick the sh*t out of him (she was a pretty and rather big and intimidating gal). He stopped.

4) At my present job, I have a co-worker who is one of those born-again fundamentalist types. He believes the source of anything bad can be attributed to a demon infestation. He used to bug me a lot because I'm a Hindu and he said we "worship idols" (I told him heck yeah I do: Bruce Springsteen and Stephen King). He said my skull ring is a way for "the demon" to infiltrate me (I told him, "You never watched The Phantom? He wears a skull for protection"). He says horror books & films create an opening for "the demon" to infiltrate people. He also believes that gay people are gay because they get possessed by a "gay demon." Kinda makes you wonder how come these so-called religious types who are supposedly close to their Lord see Satan in everything around them, as opposed to God. :eyebrow:
 

not_nadine

Comfortably Roont
Nov 19, 2011
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Man, I worked with some real oddballs in my time. Here is a random sampling:

1) One lady I worked with told me she left her previous job because the photocopier was haunted. She said she'd be sitting at her desk and out of the corner of her eye she'd see a figure standing near the copier and then it would disappear when she looked up. Apparently, other workers had the same experience. They would also hear footsteps in the kitchen when all the staff would be downstairs. She quit soon after.

2) I work in IT. One of my previous jobs, I had a co-worker who used his computer under duress (he did draughting in the Engineering Dept and had no choice but to use the Autocad software to get his designs done). He believed that technology was the Mark of the Beast.

3) I had a co-worker who used to help himself to everyone else's food or snacks in the fridge. I realised he was superstitious so I started drawing a skull on everything I had. He stopped interfering with my stuff and started taking one of the salesperson's edibles instead. She threatened to kick the sh*t out of him (she was a pretty and rather big and intimidating gal). He stopped.

4) At my present job, I have a co-worker who is one of those born-again fundamentalist types. He believes the source of anything bad can be attributed to a demon infestation. He used to bug me a lot because I'm a Hindu and he said we "worship idols" (I told him heck yeah I do: Bruce Springsteen and Stephen King). He said my skull ring is a way for "the demon" to infiltrate me (I told him, "You never watched The Phantom? He wears a skull for protection"). He says horror books & films create an opening for "the demon" to infiltrate people. He also believes that gay people are gay because they get possessed by a "gay demon." Kinda makes you wonder how come these so-called religious types who are supposedly close to their Lord see Satan in everything around them, as opposed to God. :eyebrow:

:waaaht:
 

GNTLGNT

The idiot is IN
Jun 15, 2007
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Man, I worked with some real oddballs in my time. Here is a random sampling:

1) One lady I worked with told me she left her previous job because the photocopier was haunted. She said she'd be sitting at her desk and out of the corner of her eye she'd see a figure standing near the copier and then it would disappear when she looked up. Apparently, other workers had the same experience. They would also hear footsteps in the kitchen when all the staff would be downstairs. She quit soon after.

2) I work in IT. One of my previous jobs, I had a co-worker who used his computer under duress (he did draughting in the Engineering Dept and had no choice but to use the Autocad software to get his designs done). He believed that technology was the Mark of the Beast.

3) I had a co-worker who used to help himself to everyone else's food or snacks in the fridge. I realised he was superstitious so I started drawing a skull on everything I had. He stopped interfering with my stuff and started taking one of the salesperson's edibles instead. She threatened to kick the sh*t out of him (she was a pretty and rather big and intimidating gal). He stopped.

4) At my present job, I have a co-worker who is one of those born-again fundamentalist types. He believes the source of anything bad can be attributed to a demon infestation. He used to bug me a lot because I'm a Hindu and he said we "worship idols" (I told him heck yeah I do: Bruce Springsteen and Stephen King). He said my skull ring is a way for "the demon" to infiltrate me (I told him, "You never watched The Phantom? He wears a skull for protection"). He says horror books & films create an opening for "the demon" to infiltrate people. He also believes that gay people are gay because they get possessed by a "gay demon." Kinda makes you wonder how come these so-called religious types who are supposedly close to their Lord see Satan in everything around them, as opposed to God. :eyebrow:
...."gay demons"????...."uh-huh, triple snap and off to the 7 th level you go kitty!"....
 

Neesy

#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
May 24, 2012
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Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Years ago (like the early 80s) I was in the military in Trenton Ontario, working as a supply tech.

We had one old French civilian guy who would take a nap every lunch hour - he would climb up on a big wooden table in the Aircraft parts Supply section (it was in a hangar) and just fall asleep for 30 minutes.

I don't know how he managed it, but nobody bothered him about it.
 

Blake

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Feb 18, 2013
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I had this fat old fart as my boss in my first permanent job working in a bank. He was the bank manager and used to go for long lunches coming back half drunk and used to try to act like a top **** with the women that worked there but nasty to the guys. He told me, "Get you hands out of your pockets" when he was talking to me.
 

Hill lover35

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I had this fat old fart as my boss in my first permanent job working in a bank. He was the bank manager and used to go for long lunches coming back half drunk and used to try to act like a top **** with the women that worked there but nasty to the guys. He told me, "Get you hands out of your pockets" when he was talking to me.

Wow

How odd