It's cold, ... and my tongue is stuck to this gun. What is father going to say?
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It's cold, ... and my tongue is stuck to this gun. What is father going to say?
I've got a couple of good paws on my shoulders.
Cake? ... Look into my eyes. Would these big, blue eyes lie to you? ... Nah!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the loud vacuum cleaner!
Chicken: Does the she-human know it's going to start raining?
From one chicken to the other: Turn around, and walk away slowly...
Jesus, do I have to do it all myself? I tell him to mow then vacuum...is it too much to ask? I mean, I have to vacuum the house, why the grass too? I bet he didn't even weed-eat the living room! Or scrub down the trees!
Dealing with the damn chicken sh*t... Urban style.
You guys are so great
Funny thing is, I look (at least in my mind) identical to the woman sitting there. I have a jacket and clothes like what she is wearing. So now I am wondering if I saw this on a commute and forgot. Funny s%it like that happens frequently in my world. Random...
When the lawnmower is broken-time to vaccumm.
Vacuum the lawn ... mow the carpet... what's the difference anyway?
Talent runs in the family. My parents Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog made sure I could sing before I was a froglet. I was born green, ya know.
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
Hey Spike! You wanta go beat up some cats, huh, Spike? - would you like that Spike?
"Pregnant?! But I thought if we did it doggystyle...!"
