I'm using this phrase in conversation today at work!!Holy cow, I'm glad I didn't get my grandma's hair! It's worse than mine! So I guess I should count my follicular blessings.
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I'm using this phrase in conversation today at work!!Holy cow, I'm glad I didn't get my grandma's hair! It's worse than mine! So I guess I should count my follicular blessings.
Wow, that's some vivid dreaming!So, I had an imaginary dentist apt today. I showed up to get a crown that the dentist says he never told me I needed. I must have dreamt it! Anyhow, I got off work half a day, found out I didn't really have to have a crown and I am so glad about that! And they did one of the full face x-rays. I was wearing my lobstrosity earrings so I'm a skull face with lobster earrings - I should have taken a picture of the picture! I'm going to call them tomorrow and ask them to send it to me. I'll show you if they do! It's my favorite picture of me!
Hey! Beggars and blind men can't be choosers! You take those damn old eyes and wear 'em like a boss!Wow, that's some vivid dreaming!
(I went to the optometrist on Wed for the first time in about 5 years... and the night before I had this vivid dream that I was having corneal transplants--I can still remember the whole dream--it was so detailed right down to me asking them (while I was on the table ) how old the donor was because I was afraid it would be a pointless operation if they were too elderly. )
Did you just assume my gender? (the beggar part goes without saying)Hey! Beggars and blind men can't be choosers! You take those damn old eyes and wear 'em like a boss!
figure of speechDid you just assume my gender? (the beggar part goes without saying)
No top and no doors = Freedom. Should I be wearing a helmet?No no no. Exposed legs, exposed noggins! Tanks boys. These are tanks. Y ou are supposed to stay all locked up tight -- snug as a bug in a motorized vehicle.
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..,only if you plan on licking the non-existent windows..No top and no doors = Freedom. Should I be wearing a helmet?
and knee pads. And could you wrap yourself in some of those rubbery insulation tube things they use so pipes won't freeze? Surely they have man-sized ones? You know, Magnum Insulation Tube Thingies.No top and no doors = Freedom. Should I be wearing a helmet?
...man noodles?....and knee pads. And could you wrap yourself in some of those rubbery insulation tube things they use so pipes won't freeze? Surely they have man-sized ones? You know, Magnum Insulation Tube Thingies.
What? Was that too far over the line?
That sounds so...unmanly. Man and noodles shouldn't be used in the same sentence....man noodles?....
....just call me a Raman Romeo....That sounds so...unmanly. Man and noodles shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Just a tad bit over that there line I do believe...and knee pads. And could you wrap yourself in some of those rubbery insulation tube things they use so pipes won't freeze? Surely they have man-sized ones? You know, Magnum Insulation Tube Thingies.
What? Was that too far over the line?
Happy SKMB AnniversaryBeen a member for 8 years today. Seems like only yesterday I joined. So thinking of all going to the Kon. Hoping everyone has a great time.I will be thinking of everyone this weekend and waiting to hear stories and see pics.
....I'm taking my ghost hunting kit to Maine.....I get the time, I'm walking around Mt. Hope Cemetery......