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They both were me. What can I say… Shape shifting lets you channel your wild side.
The life force of virgins can be parlayed into some crazy fun… Let me tell you!
Trying to get them to dry faster?
It involved a lighter and a long - not dry thumbnail. Oh, look at that ! It caught! bubble bubble smoke and burn. heya! closed fist then they all went up!!
I don't wear nail polish or use a lighter any longer.
I don't wear nail polish or use a lighter any longer.
Yikes! That had to be scary. Hope you weren't burned too badly.It involved a lighter and a long - not dry thumbnail. Oh, look at that ! It caught! bubble bubble smoke and burn. heya! closed fist then they all went up!!
I don't wear nail polish or use a lighter any longer.
Na, just the polish off.
For all that, now I want to be the one with flaming nails jumping into a limo like DJ's original post.
No, I don't. Seems that Mrs. King would whoop me with a look. And everyone else too. No words required. I so admire her.
wait, I would never jump into a limo with hands afire. I would respectfully fire knock first and smile.
I'm wearing a pair of my favorite socks today. They say "Take No sh*t. Give no f***s." on them.
That pretty much sums up my attitude today
That pretty much sums up my attitude today
It’s county fair time in the northeast. Since the kids have grown I haven’t been to a county fair in years. I do kinda miss some of the fair attractions… The Demolition Derby, the Local Animal, Produce, and Art contests, and the Sideshow Attraction. Do they still do sideshow attractions? Are there still Sword Swallowers, Priscilla the Monkey Girl, Danny the Crack Boy, Dolly the Two Headed Cow, Lobster Boy and the Headless Woman anymore? I know the Hoochie Coochie shows have been long banned from fairs but if the Sideshow is gone then we’ve lost a piece of Americana.
Well, you are going to show up. You just don't know that there are tickets on your back and a coupon for a buy one get one on a funnel cake.
"fire knock"Na, just the polish off.
For all that, now I want to be the one with flaming nails jumping into a limo like DJ's original post.
No, I don't. Seems that Mrs. King would whoop me with a look. And everyone else too. No words required. I so admire her.
wait, I would never jump into a limo with hands afire. I would respectfully fire knock first and smile.
Oh, and it has been a while since I have declared my admiration for this adorable man.
If you are out there Dave Barry, I still think you are the bee's patellas.
What wife are you on? You do realize kitten, I'll be the last broad standing for you to choose.
You might as well just get it over with.
If you are out there Dave Barry, I still think you are the bee's patellas.
What wife are you on? You do realize kitten, I'll be the last broad standing for you to choose.
You might as well just get it over with.
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So...I walk into my new job this morning (2nd day here, mind you) to find out the guy who delivers our stock overnight dropped dead in the store last night.
Yummmmmm... Funnel Cake.Well, you are going to show up. You just don't know that there are tickets on your back and a coupon for a buy one get one on a funnel cake.
What?? I'm so sorry! Thoughts go out to his family and friends, but also co-workers who witnessed this.
very sad. Keeping his family in my prayers.
You are super lucky Tabby didn't b*tch slap you into the gutter to curdle next to the soggy cigarette butts and broken dreams.They both were me. What can I say… Shape shifting lets you channel your wild side.
The life force of virgins can be parlayed into some crazy fun… Let me tell you!
Nobody was there when it happened. One of my drivers got back from making her night run to the eastern part of the state and found him. Since I’m new, she didn’t know how to get in touch with me. She called someone else here and he got in touch with the RM.
Can you say with absolute certainty that Tabby isn’t one of us? There are remaining but unseen sleepwalkers that still exist to this day, ya know. And curdling with soggy cigarette butts and broken dreams wouldn't be the worse experience I've endured.... even this week.
i find the pepto commercials funny, i dont know why but its funny to me. the blue stuff is gross i have yet to see those commercials. not shure of what comericals i find really annoying or stupid. i guess the ones that get repeted a lot. the dr ho comericals or the old people ones are kind of funny
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