LOL. I'm the same way about shoe shopping and have taken to ordering them online. Your sneakers sound exactly like mine, and I wear them in public and rocking the homeless guy vibe. They're pretty bad and time to get a new pair... but I'm waiting until the wife and kids build up some Kohl's cash.I'm not one of those women so can't answer that for you. In fact, I detest shoe shopping and only go when I absolutely have to. My sneakers currently have holes in the mesh part but until it gets to the point that I'd be embarrassed to wear them in public they'll do just fine and for the black ones, I can just wear black socks and voila, no one knows the difference!