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LOL. It will be a boring scar. He's slicing right down the middle. He told me he's really proud of his surgical skills and and he'd put his work up against any plastic surgeon. Then he proceeded to tell me how well he did recently on some woman's boob... My kinda guy!Hopefully they can make it look really interesting. Then you can tell people you were mauled by a bear.
Or your wife.
Nah, I still have all my hair. Could be a tree surgeon, though. I have had problems with wood, lately.
Every scar can have a spin, even a "right down the middle" one.LOL. It will be a boring scar. He's slicing right down the middle. He told me he's really proud of his surgical skills and and he'd put his work up against any plastic surgeon. Then he proceeded to tell me how well he did recently on some woman's boob... My kinda guy!
Like this you mean?LOL. It will be a boring scar. He's slicing right down the middle. He told me he's really proud of his surgical skills and and he'd put his work up against any plastic surgeon. Then he proceeded to tell me how well he did recently on some woman's boob... My kinda guy!
LOL. No one would believe it. I give special attention to all the women, and looks don't matter as long as they have boobs. I’ll tell them I was attacked by a crazed online woman after I made sport of her bedazzled pink flamingos.
Waiiiiittt a minute. Let's back this boob train up.LOL. No one would believe it. I give special attention to all the women, and looks don't matter as long as they have boobs. I’ll tell them I was attacked by a crazed online woman after I made sport of her bedazzled pink flamingos.
And why do women always seem to come to me with questions about furnace filters. They're on the other side of the store. Do I look like some kind of feral filter fella (say that 3 times fast)?
....Scarface lives!!!!.....Turns out what I thought were 3 lipomas that needed to be removed at the doctor’s office turned out to be 2 lipomas and 1 tumor. Of course the tumor is the one on the face and needs to be operated on right away at a hospital. Going under the knife Thursday. Dear gawd, the rules you need to follow in advance of an operation are ridiculous. Appears the scar might end up being bigger than I thought... Cool!
...or the Diaper Doctor?....that'd be shi**y......
.....yes, yes you did.....
Good luck with the surgery Dio, I'm sure everything will go swimmingly. Speaking of swimming if you're a fan of pirates I may be able to concoct a convincing fable to explain the scars.
It’s just my uncouth way of saying I enjoy helping ALL the ladies. Last night one older woman needed help and told me she was a busy lady and had to get out of there in a hurry. I said I would take her around personally so she could save time. We joked the entire time and I even sold her some other stuff along the way. She said I was evil getting her to buy so much stuff... I said it was my pleasure. Then she said I might be the greatest salesman ever. I told her ‘what a horrible thing to say.’ She said she had a really fun time shopping.
This reminds me... (oh no)
Oh my lord. I got myself in a set frame of mind -- you say above, "she was a busy lady," I honest to God read that as a "busty lady." I was about to give you a whole 'nother round of sh*t.
Dio your real name isn't Damien Thorn by any chance?
Thanks. If the story has grog, treasure and wenches in it I'm all ears.Good luck with the surgery Dio, I'm sure everything will go swimmingly. Speaking of swimming if you're a fan of pirates I may be able to concoct a convincing fable to explain the scars.
The kid from South Park?
....this time.....I dodged a bullet.
