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Painting Prompt
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Service dogs by day, degenerate gamblers with floating eyes by night. Lassie's move proved dogs aren't a man's best friend when he bet his owner's last Xanax.
ATTENTION: You get huge props if you can give the name of the movie my art choice had a cameo in WITHOUT GOOGLING IT.
Don;t watch many movies, but this one has to be Goodfellas.
Service dogs by day, degenerate gamblers with floating eyes by night. Lassie's move proved dogs aren't a man's best friend when he bet his owner's last Xanax.
ATTENTION: You get huge props if you can give the name of the movie my art choice had a cameo in WITHOUT GOOGLING IT.
This picture I posted seems to be the last one, so......
"Tiddles and Boink, feeling drowsy in the sun, forgot they were supposed to be watching for snipers along the banks of the Litoranea Veneta.
Their owner, Giuseppe Macaroni was gunned down, his bloody body landed on the steering handle causing the boat to spin in lazy circles.
Tiddles blinked and Boink licked his balls. His own. Not Giuseppe's."
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This picture I posted seems to be the last one, so......
"Tiddles and Boink, feeling drowsy in the sun, forgot they were supposed to be watching for snipers along the banks of the Litoranea Veneta.
Their owner, Giuseppe Macaroni was gunned down, his bloody body landed on the steering handle causing the boat to spin in lazy circles.
Tiddles blinked and Boink licked his balls."
"Bertha was keeping well abreast of the situation, much to the dismay of Chuckee."
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what the f*** is going on with this ....this....creature? Oh man. So much to work with here.
Right? I'm expecting a Pulitzer.what the f*** is going on with this ....this....creature? Oh man. So much to work with here.
"Dumbo fell on hard times after a nose bifurcation surgery. His attempt to rebrand himself as edgy and happenin' failed.
Becoming homeless, he ice skated Lake Louise singing The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, offering himself to the occasional Fish and Game worker and handing out rain checks when turned away."
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Dumbo fell on hard times after a nose bifurcation surgery. His attempt to rebrand himself as edgy and happenin' failed. Becoming homeless, he ice skated Lake Louise, singing The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, offering himself to the occasional Fish and Game worker and handing out rain checks when turned down.
Baby Shark rued the day he'd let Casper's rich cousin Alice persuade him to take her out on a ride-along. She'd tattooed his face with a pitchfork and then commissioned Batman to paint her a "New-age" Geisha.New Prompt:
'Frigging entitled kids these days' he thought, right before he flicked her off his back and swallowed her whole.
"What a beautiful and odd dream, thought Carissa Carumba.
In the next room while waiting for the ambulance, the book club girls were freaking out and scrambling to hide the evidence of the Mescaline-laced cookies that Carissa had scarfed down making her scrub her elbows on the wall, drawing pictures with her blood and pledging her love to Coolio."
"What a beautiful and odd dream, thought Carissa Carumba.
In the next room while waiting for the ambulance, the book club girls were freaking out and scrambling to hide the evidence of the Mescaline-laced cookies that Carissa had scarfed down making her scrub her elbows on the wall, drawing pictures with her blood and pledging her love to Coolio."
