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GNTLGNT

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...so, OK...here's my cookie story from yesterday...my daughter from another family(good friend, she's just like another of my kids)and her mother baked Seth and I two dozen chocolate chip cookies...HUGE chocolate chips...they were still gooey and warm when she brought them...he and I dove in, shared a couple around and I went to take them in the house....yeah, right...started up the steps-caught my flip-flop on the top step and went face down-thereby throwing said cookies all over my friggin' porch...ohhhhhh what a proud moment...I just scooped em up-applied the five second rule, and continue to face stuff myself today...and as a footnote(pun intended)...bent over this morning to pick up the laundry hamper lid and punched a hole in me noggin on the corner of the dresser...Tracy butterflied it and I'm all good now...sheesh!...
 
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GNTLGNT said:
...so, OK...here's my cookie story from yesterday...my daughter from another family(good friend, she's just like another of my kids)and her mother baked Seth and I two dozen chocolate chip cookies...HUGE chocolate chips...they were still gooey and warm when she brought them...he and I dove in, shared a couple around and I went to take them in the house....yeah, right...started up the steps-caught my flip-flop on the top step and went face down-thereby throwing said cookies all over my friggin' porch...ohhhhhh what a proud moment...I just scooped em up-applied the five second rule, and continue to face stuff myself today...and as a footnote(pun intended)...bent over this morning to pick up the laundry hamper lid and punched a hole in me noggin on the corner of the dresser...Tracy butterflied it and I'm all good now...sheesh!...
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I would've eaten them too.
 
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GNTLGNT said:
...so, OK...here's my cookie story from yesterday...my daughter from another family(good friend, she's just like another of my kids)and her mother baked Seth and I two dozen chocolate chip cookies...HUGE chocolate chips...they were still gooey and warm when she brought them...he and I dove in, shared a couple around and I went to take them in the house....yeah, right...started up the steps-caught my flip-flop on the top step and went face down-thereby throwing said cookies all over my friggin' porch...ohhhhhh what a proud moment...I just scooped em up-applied the five second rule, and continue to face stuff myself today...and as a footnote(pun intended)...bent over this morning to pick up the laundry hamper lid and punched a hole in me noggin on the corner of the dresser...Tracy butterflied it and I'm all good now...sheesh!...
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Too much excitement for one day - best to go lie down and apply a cold compress to your noggin :ill::peace:
 
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GNTLGNT said:
...so, OK...here's my cookie story from yesterday...my daughter from another family(good friend, she's just like another of my kids)and her mother baked Seth and I two dozen chocolate chip cookies...HUGE chocolate chips...they were still gooey and warm when she brought them...he and I dove in, shared a couple around and I went to take them in the house....yeah, right...started up the steps-caught my flip-flop on the top step and went face down-thereby throwing said cookies all over my friggin' porch...ohhhhhh what a proud moment...I just scooped em up-applied the five second rule, and continue to face stuff myself today...and as a footnote(pun intended)...bent over this morning to pick up the laundry hamper lid and punched a hole in me noggin on the corner of the dresser...Tracy butterflied it and I'm all good now...sheesh!...
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Scott- it's okay, I know the truth. You don't have to make up these crazy tales. Tracy is beating you again, isn't she? I'm here for you, my friend. Anytime you want to talk, it's okay. ;;D
 
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