What would be the title of your bestselling steamy romance novel? Use It Or Lose It-How I Lost It.
Who is one person (real or fictitious) you wished wrote an autobiography? Ted Kaznski.
Would you rather watch a marathon of Seinfeld, The Simpsons, or Game of Thrones? No.
What's something interesting about the place you live? Lots of different food.
What's the best thing you've ever purchased for under $100? My husband gave me the entire collection of "Crimes and Punishment-A Pictorial of Aberrant Behavior" for my birthday. Yay!
When last have you played rock, paper, scissors or flipped a coin to settle a dispute? I don't think I ever have.
What's your favorite food that's really easy to make? A warm flour tortilla with avocado.
What's something you always thought people tend to greatly exaggerate? Their piety.
What language do you wish you could speak? Chinese.
What phase did you go through when you were younger that you look back on and feel embarrassed about? I thought life was black or white. I didn't see the greys.
Would you rather live without hot sauce or coffee? Coffee!
Where would you like to haunt if you became a ghost? The internet. Ha!
1) What would be the title of your bestselling steamy romance novel? -50 Shades of White Trash
2) Who is one person (real or fictitious) you wished wrote an autobiography?-Unca Steve...his life HAS been detailed by others, but I'd like to know more about his childhood and as a young man...
3) Would you rather watch a marathon of Seinfeld, The Simpsons, or Game of Thrones?-a marathon of (The Making Of) The Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition videos
4) What's something interesting about the place you live?-the Holiday show at our Courthouse(look it up...Guernsey County Courthouse Christmas Light Show)
5)What's the best thing you've ever purchased for under $100? -my wife's engagement ring
6) When last have you played rock, paper, scissors or flipped a coin to settle a dispute? -never, I just cry like a little girl until I get my way
7) What's your favorite food that's really easy to make?-garbage nachos
8) What's something you always thought people tend to greatly exaggerate? -their armpit hair
9) What language do you wish you could speak?-Hispanic
10) What phase did you go through when you were younger that you look back on and feel embarrassed about?-when I had a perm
11) Would you rather live without hot sauce or coffee? -toss the hot sauce overboard and lash down the barrels of coffee....
12 Where would you like to haunt if you became a ghost?-....wait for it...you know where this one's going....hum de hum...STEVE'S KITCHEN!
1) What would be the title of your bestselling steamy romance novel? -What the Butler saw.
2) Who is one person (real or fictitious) you wished wrote an autobiography?-Larry Storch from F-troop.
3) Would you rather watch a marathon of Seinfeld, The Simpsons, or Game of Thrones?-I hate the Simpsons. Seinfelds alright. I remember when Jerry Seinfeld was in Australia, and he went to North Sydney Leagues Club.
4) What's something interesting about the place you live?-Mount Sugarloaf.
5)What's the best thing you've ever purchased for under $100? - Roland Juno 60
6) When last have you played rock, paper, scissors or flipped a coin to settle a dispute? -High School. There was this guy who wanted to play 'knuckles'.
7) What's your favorite food that's really easy to make?-Peanut butter sandwiches.
8) What's something you always thought people tend to greatly exaggerate? -Certain appendages. I worked with a guy who reckons he was on holiday in Hawaii in 1974 and Elvis was doing a show at the Hotel, and this guy said he went to do a leak, and Elvis came in and did a leak right next to him.
9) What language do you wish you could speak?-English
10) What phase did you go through when you were younger that you look back on and feel embarrassed about?-Masturbation. My bedroom, which I only got-as it was my father's study, because one day cracked a joke about 'what were you doing bouncing on top of mum last night' and he backhanded me across the breakfast table. So I got his room that overlooked the backyard of this red-headed barmaid who my mother knew. She used to walk around her backyard only in her undies, and she was about thirty years older than me, but she had a nice body, and I was only 14.
11) Would you rather live without hot sauce or coffee? -toss the hot sauce overboard and lash down the barrels of coffee....
12 Where would you like to haunt if you became a ghost?-....wait for it...you know where this one's going....hum de hum...STEVE'S KITCHEN!
1) What would be the title of your bestselling steamy romance novel? -What the Butler saw.
2) Who is one person (real or fictitious) you wished wrote an autobiography?-Larry Storch from F-troop.
3) Would you rather watch a marathon of Seinfeld, The Simpsons, or Game of Thrones?-I hate the Simpsons. Seinfelds alright. I remember when Jerry Seinfeld was in Australia, and he went to North Sydney Leagues Club.
4) What's something interesting about the place you live?-Mount Sugarloaf.
5)What's the best thing you've ever purchased for under $100? - Roland Juno 60
6) When last have you played rock, paper, scissors or flipped a coin to settle a dispute? -High School. There was this guy who wanted to play 'knuckles'.
7) What's your favorite food that's really easy to make?-Peanut butter sandwiches.
8) What's something you always thought people tend to greatly exaggerate? -Certain appendages. I worked with a guy who reckons he was on holiday in Hawaii in 1974 and Elvis was doing a show at the Hotel, and this guy said he went to do a leak, and Elvis came in and did a leak right next to him.
9) What language do you wish you could speak?-English
10) What phase did you go through when you were younger that you look back on and feel embarrassed about?-Masturbation. My bedroom, which I only got-as it was my father's study, because one day cracked a joke about 'what were you doing bouncing on top of mum last night' and he backhanded me across the breakfast table. So I got his room that overlooked the backyard of this red-headed barmaid who my mother knew. She used to walk around her backyard only in her undies, and she was about thirty years older than me, but she had a nice body, and I was only 14.
11) Would you rather live without hot sauce or coffee? -toss the hot sauce overboard and lash down the barrels of coffee....
12 Where would you like to haunt if you became a ghost?-....wait for it...you know where this one's going....hum de hum...STEVE'S KITCHEN!
....hmmmm, he lifted the last two answers verbatim from my replies....why I oughta!...if he think's he's getting into Steve's Pantries before me-he's got another theenk coming Loocy!......
....hmmmm, he lifted the last two answers verbatim from my replies....why I oughta!...if he think's he's getting into Steve's Pantries before me-he's got another theenk coming Loocy!......
Dear GNT, I had know intention of using your answers, I just forgot that I hadn't answered those last two questions and had left your answers when I copied the questions originally. I wouldn't want to spend my existence as a ghost trapped in Stephen King's pantry.
....hmmmm, he lifted the last two answers verbatim from my replies....why I oughta!...if he think's he's getting into Steve's Pantries before me-he's got another theenk coming Loocy!......
I wasn't trying to be funny. Everything I said was true, except the last two answers which I lifted straight from GNT. Maybe the synthesizer wasn't the best thing I've bought under $100, but I can't think of something right now. My father did backhand me for being a smarty. That was maybe the second only time he hit me in his life. You and Ashcrash seem to be good friends.
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