Okay, I haven't seen the episode yet, but suffice to say, there were bugs crawling around on her scalp, yes?
I can't wait to hear the comment now because, b*tch, please. No one is going to look that good in this situation. I want her pit hairs long enough that it looks like the Amazon jungle complete with howler monkeys swinging from vines all up in there.
I want oil literally dripping from her head onto the camera lens to give it that fuzzy quality they use on cadavers and Cher.
I want to see stank wafting off her body. I want to SEE it. Clouds and clouds of it like Pig Pen with a yeast infection.
I want her clothes torn and dirty, they can be Dolce and Gabbana, but I want them in shreds.
I want, with my own eyes, to see the evolution chain of Julia Shumway regressing to a knuckle dragging Island-of-Dr.-Moreau creature. And I want Michael York to show up. (He isn't dead, is he?) Whatever. Even if he is, hologram his azz into the show.
I want things to go to hell in a handbasket quickly! Sort of like this: Watch the whole thing!
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