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PatInTheHat

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For what it's worth, I have not seen Wolf of Wallstreet, but didn't assume you were a pervert for watching what others view as porn. After reading your many posts here, I think it's pretty clear you are a cool cat.

I loved American Psycho, but don't like violence toward women either. One can watch and read all kinds of stuff and not necessarily condone it. Take the Bible, for instance. :)

Even if you did watch and read porn, I wouldn't give a hoot. Some people are comfortable with it, some not. Those are personal choices which are none of my business. :)
I like cartoons with nekkid cats and mice, birds and cats, and yes, yes I'll admit it here and now, nekkid as they day they was drawed, mooses and squirrels even:facepalm_smiley:!
So, Danie, what do you think of me now:oops:???
 

Nerich

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Using innocent and peaceful wildlife in 'colorful metaphors' (where is the color in them?) when describing human weaknesses and failures.

For example:
Liar or deceit: Bullsh1t! (and why not have the courage to say human sh*t ****?! and why does this board allow bullsh1t but not ****?!)
Coward: You chicken! (usually used by American kids and sometimes, thanks to media entertainment, with the cluck arm dance and 'BAH bah bah bah' with elbows waving like wings...silly and why the chicken...because it is cross bred birds for us to eat that are easy to slaughter? Who is the coward, and who still eats slaughtered chickens?!)
Messy, sloppy, for whatever reason: You dirty pig! (pigs are, like all wildlife, instinctively very clean. Only cross bred hogs that are lazy and docile are playing in mud but, so what when we love mud baths that truly clean the body and soul. Wild hog packs are way too scary for humans to attempt a hunt and slaughter.

etc etc etc...
 
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FlakeNoir

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Using innocent and peaceful wildlife in 'colorful metaphors' (where is the color in them?) when describing human weaknesses and failures.

For example:
Liar or deceit: Bullsh1t! (and why not have the courage to say human sh*t ****?! and why does this board allow bullsh1t but not ****?!)
Coward: You chicken! (usually used by American kids and sometimes, thanks to media entertainment, with the cluck arm dance and 'BAH bah bah bah' with elbows waving like wings...silly and why the chicken...because it is cross bred birds for us to eat that are easy to slaughter? Who is the coward, and who still eats slaughtered chickens?!)
Messy, sloppy, for whatever reason: You dirty pig! (pigs are, like all wildlife, instinctively very clean. Only cross bred hogs that are lazy and docile are playing in mud but, so what when we love mud baths that truly clean the body and soul. Wild hog packs are way too scary for humans to attempt a hunt and slaughter.

etc etc etc...
This has also crossed my mind... seems like typical human behaviour. We're not always so nice.
 

Neesy

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This has also crossed my mind... seems like typical human behaviour. We're not always so nice.
:kiwi-fruit::encouragement::monkey::yes_pig:
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Some of these sound a bit like the way Andy talks.

:tiger::pig::panda::frog::fox::gorilla::dog::cat::bull_head::bee::butterfly: (I probably missed some of the animal icons) :m_whatwhat::victorious: Have a great evening Flake :cheerful:
:howdy:

Gotta go - 6:29 a.m. and must get ready for work :onthego:
 

Nerich

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Using innocent and peaceful wildlife in 'colorful metaphors' (where is the color in them?) when describing human weaknesses and failures.

For example:
Liar or deceit: Bullsh1t! (and why not have the courage to say human sh*t ****?! and why does this board allow bullsh1t but not ****?!)
Coward: You chicken! (usually used by American kids and sometimes, thanks to media entertainment, with the cluck arm dance and 'BAH bah bah bah' with elbows waving like wings...silly and why the chicken...because it is cross bred birds for us to eat that are easy to slaughter? Who is the coward, and who still eats slaughtered chickens?!)
Messy, sloppy, for whatever reason: You dirty pig! (pigs are, like all wildlife, instinctively very clean. Only cross bred hogs that are lazy and docile are playing in mud but, so what when we love mud baths that truly clean the body and soul. Wild hog packs are way too scary for humans to attempt a hunt and slaughter.

etc etc etc...

I see that someone reacted to my question about why the word **** (sh*t) is not allowed but bullshit (bullsh*t) and edited/changed the 'i' in to the number one without comment except 'Last edited by a moderator: Yesterday at 12:51 PM'. Sure, it makes me look silly but, not to the wise. May I have an explanation?!
 

FlakeNoir

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I see that someone reacted to my question about why the word **** (sh*t) is not allowed but bullshit (bullsh*t) and edited/changed the 'i' in to the number one without comment except 'Last edited by a moderator: Yesterday at 12:51 PM'. Sure, it makes me look silly but, not to the wise. May I have an explanation?!
Yes that was me editing your post. During one of our recent upgrades some of the settings changed, so that not all of the profanity will be (***) starred out.
We try not to use too much on the MB (even though Stephen uses it throughout his stories) as we do have younger members and though a parent may agree or not to them reading his books, the website is another matter.
It also seems to help support a much nicer/more respectful community.

Edit: P.S I wasn't trying to make you "look silly" though, I had edited it just through habit.
 

Pucker

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Not so much people, but writers who confuse the Banner with the Masthead when talking about newspapers.

The top of the front page is the banner.

The masthead is the little box on page two that tells you who put the paper together.

I ran across this in a John Connolly story last weekend and it stopped me dead in my tracks.

I know, that says more about me than it does about Connolly or his line editors, but I guess that's what a pet peeve is, isn't it?
 

PatInTheHat

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Using innocent and peaceful wildlife in 'colorful metaphors' (where is the color in them?) when describing human weaknesses and failures.

For example:
Liar or deceit: Bullsh1t! (and why not have the courage to say human sh*t ****?! and why does this board allow bullsh1t but not ****?!)
Coward: You chicken! (usually used by American kids and sometimes, thanks to media entertainment, with the cluck arm dance and 'BAH bah bah bah' with elbows waving like wings...silly and why the chicken...because it is cross bred birds for us to eat that are easy to slaughter? Who is the coward, and who still eats slaughtered chickens?!)
Messy, sloppy, for whatever reason: You dirty pig! (pigs are, like all wildlife, instinctively very clean. Only cross bred hogs that are lazy and docile are playing in mud but, so what when we love mud baths that truly clean the body and soul. Wild hog packs are way too scary for humans to attempt a hunt and slaughter.

etc etc etc...
Bullsh!t is deceitful, a cowpie lies low in the grass, like a landmine patiently awaiting, as an inanimate object tends to doo, just waiting, until, ~squuuuish~ 'Ahhh Man!!!'
Chickens run away from pert near anything thatt doesn't look like it's carryin' it's vittles, you know, like a, "Chicken!!!"
Now I do confess, I looooves to eat me a mess of slaughtered chicken, and would you like to know why?...well, simply because they are sooo much more deeelicious, than the not so much slaughtered variety.
So if that makes me a coward, then I am so very happy to except that title, and with cole slaw if I could possibly, oh, and buttermilk biscuits with butter and some honey, that would be divine.
Now Porky and Arnold, while obviously clean and 'charming', they are (bbq/Bostin) butt a few of the exceptions in porcine personal cleanliness, pigs is all piggy, for they all lack sweatyness, and let's face it, mud feels wonderfully squishy, especially between one's toesies on a hot summers day.
So I blame the pig not, for one critters cooling system, is another's high dollah day at a snappy snazzy spa.
Though for me, I choose not the mud bathed long pork in a low and slow cooker, grill, or frying pan, I prefer dirty swine of the Porky and Arnold kind, every time:rolleyes:
:wink:
 

SHEEMIEE

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Ok, how about asked- and aksed ? I hear it on young african american ladies. Is this an in joke i am not getting?

Or my biggie- going to the movies and watching a trailer of an up an coming movie, only this movie seems to have big climactic scenes being shown in all its explosive glory. Which means every scene we see is no doubt the best bits and gives away any hope of trying to work out were the scenes fit in.

Take bridge of spies ( Tom Hanks new one ) looks good - until the trailer shows you ten minutes of action you know is going to be the only scenes worthy of a crash bang wallop of a trailer. I was interested before i got to see the main bits! Thanks for that.

Or Pixels... I know, not a movie to worry about - but the trailer gave absolutely everything away- even down to the donkey kong ending (yes we all saw it coming like the A train- but still) pacman was the main scene - and we saw most of that in the trailer.

i even saw a trailer for spiderman two - with juggernaught charging spidey down - which was the last 30 seconds of the movie ...bah !!!

Rise of the Planet of the apes -clown ape with the gun - saw it !

Promethius - ship being blown out of sky ending - saw it !

I look away now - i will watch no more Star wars trailers , no sir , not I .
 
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