How about...
O of O our favourite P.I.T.A. and general #$%t disturber.
Whatdayathink???
(Do I get edited for this Ms Mod ?)
O of O our favourite P.I.T.A. and general #$%t disturber.
Whatdayathink???
(Do I get edited for this Ms Mod ?)
Favourite new expressions.......
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Now....now.......we're looking for new expressions.........
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Now....now.......we're looking for new expressions.........
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In coordination with today's avatar, how about
Out of Order the Great Nut Cracker.......
I think it has a nice ring to it......
When I lived down south my best friend, on particularly good days, would say that he felt "finer than frog's hair split three ways."
That's pretty fine.
That's pretty fine.
We say "finer than frog hair split four ways in the sand"When I lived down south my best friend, on particularly good days, would say that he felt "finer than frog's hair split three ways."
That's pretty fine.
I'm sure the folks over at Coke thought "New" Coke had a nice ring to it too.........
P.I.T.A. Punctuation. It matters.
"Better than snuff, and not half as dusty"
Here's a good one for Out of Order
Again, you're welcome!
Here's a good one for Out of Order
Again, you're welcome!
"Better than snuff, and not half as dusty"
Here's a good one for Out of Order
Again, you're welcome!
I've had esnuff of you!!
I thought you'd be flattered!I've had esnuff of you!!
I thought you'd be flattered!
I thought that said flattened at first........
A beauty rest does wonders.Nice to have the Mod(s) back today...........
A beauty rest does wonders.
Favourite new expression? Or sound advice?
Or feeling better after having been down with a stomach bug most of the weekend.A beauty rest does wonders.
"It's better than a kick in the ass with a wet rubber boot covered in pigsh*t." (My Uncle Mike...but he probably stole it).
That can be arranged!
The 16 Stages of the Stomach Bug.Or feeling better after having been down with a stomach bug most of the weekend.
1. Holy crap, did I drink too much last night? Is that my stomach making that noise? I think I’ll just lie down.
2. Oh my god I’m going to be sick.
3. Wow, that was weird. At least I feel better now.
4. Oh god........ it’s back.
5. HOW CAN THIS STILL BE HAPPENING?
6. So. Thirsty. I’ll drink something. It should be fine.
7. WHY DID I DRINK THAT?
8. I’m going to die at any second.
9. Fell asleep hugging the toilet.
10. Wake up and drink a sip of water. Stomach makes some sort of tribal mating call.
11. Stumble out of bathroom onto couch. Turn TV on and see food commercial. OH GOD.
12. Vow to never, ever eat the food you threw up again.
13. Have people tell you you’re looking extra skinny. “Yeah it’s this new diet where I puke up every single thing that enters my stomach. It’s super fun.”
14. Live off diet of saltines and water for a solid week while slowly becoming addicted to a new Netflix show.
15. Think to yourself, “Hey that wasn’t so bad!”
16. See food that made you sick. Cry yourself to sleep.
What stage you at?
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