Kittens
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If he's albino, why aren't his eyes red?
Wow.
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
Ooops - I looked it up = looks like maybe moose (female moose that is) don't have antlers at all - just the big Bull Moose have antlers.
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
Thanks Staro! (I should have known a Newfie would know that fact - I am just a dummy from Ontario - I should have known better!)
Arkay Lynchpin
Preserve wildlife; pickle a squirrel.
Arkay Lynchpin
Preserve wildlife; pickle a squirrel.
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
Just a few rounds with the speed bag to warm up.
Arkay Lynchpin
Preserve wildlife; pickle a squirrel.
Wow.
Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes? (And other bits.)
That was probably in poor taste...
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Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
Coincidentally I was just thinking of this joke this morning (for no apparent reason)
- cue the Rod Serling Twilight Zone theme
"Surely you’ve heard the old joke:
Roy had a brand new pair of shoes. He goes to visit his friend. Being polite, he removed his shoes and leaves them at the door. While visiting with his friend, the friend’s cat discovers Roys new shoes, likes the smell and proceeds to chew them up. Roy goes ballistic. The friend, feeling very bad, has a dilemma: he has two cats. One of the cats enters the room at that moment.
The friend then asks: Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?
Repeat that punch line to the tune of the Chattanooga Choo Choo and substitute these lyrics: Pardon me, boy, is that the Chatanooga Choo-Choo?"
Agreed. A great photo. A great man. Makes me love humanity all over again.
And after the initial shock, the kitty killed him and threw him into the fire.
Notice the turtle was heading for the mural of the outdoors?
Not until you pointed it out.