23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
This cracks me up........
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23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
Out of 100 drive thru orders -75% are correct-The incorrect ones, people just eat the incorrect items.
Hitler only had one testicle.
A broken clock is right twice each day.
Out of Order Russia didn’t consider beer to be alcohol until 2011. It was previously classified as a soft drink.
German people eat less sauerkraut then people from the states therefore you should be called krauts.
If you took hair from every neighbour's comb on your street and laid them on your living room carpet, you would have a dirty, hairy carpet.