I Am Happy Today Because . . .
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She could be better. but doing ok.
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
I am happy because I got a parcel sent off in the mail
(Hopefully they will get it in time for Halloween!)
(Hopefully they will get it in time for Halloween!)
That is fantastic news indeedHeard from Morgan!
The day began on a hopeful note. Awhile ago, looking for the obituaries of a local elderly couple, I found one I thought was of the only honest, competent, and sane tree expert I had managed to find over a ten-year search. He recently saved our TV reception. Oddly the obituary mentioned many other activities but not his tree work, and stated he passed quietly in bed. It was one more reason to go into mourning even before the election.
This morning, I checked my Facebook messages and found one from the guy! He was installing a new messenger and came across my contact info. It turned out the obituary was for another man around the same age (maybe a little older) from the same town with the same first and last name but different middle initial. The accompanying picture was a not terribly clear image of a face in shadow wearing a hat which could have been any number of individuals. I immediately replied congratulating him on being alive and asking that he please send his contact info which I had deleted! I told him this was the best news I had heard all month and if he wanted to read the nice things I wrote about him to check the other guy's guest book!
This morning, I checked my Facebook messages and found one from the guy! He was installing a new messenger and came across my contact info. It turned out the obituary was for another man around the same age (maybe a little older) from the same town with the same first and last name but different middle initial. The accompanying picture was a not terribly clear image of a face in shadow wearing a hat which could have been any number of individuals. I immediately replied congratulating him on being alive and asking that he please send his contact info which I had deleted! I told him this was the best news I had heard all month and if he wanted to read the nice things I wrote about him to check the other guy's guest book!
Happy that I got everything done that needed to be done today.
Happy today because I was able to give a gift that made someone very happy.
Happy today because Santa drove by, with firetrucks and police cars wailing. Tossing candy canes. I was waving.
Happy today because Santa drove by, with firetrucks and police cars wailing. Tossing candy canes. I was waving.
Ain't nothing kickstarts your heart like settling down in your favourite chair for the evening, feeling something brush against your heel, then looking down to see THIS LITTLE MOTHERF
R dive-bombing your foot.
So I am happy today because I didn't get a g*d-damned heart attack.
R dive-bombing your foot.So I am happy today because I didn't get a g*d-damned heart attack.
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yiiiiiiyiiiiiyiiiicarumba!Ain't nothing kickstarts your heart like settling down in your favourite chair for the evening, feeling something brush against your heel, then looking down to see THIS LITTLE MOTHERF
So I am happy today because I didn't get a g*d-damned heart attack.
Hey Steffen, you may want to check your bed tonight for its family members, lol.Ain't nothing kickstarts your heart like settling down in your favourite chair for the evening, feeling something brush against your heel, then looking down to see THIS LITTLE MOTHERF
So I am happy today because I didn't get a g*d-damned heart attack.
No amount of Stephen King could prepare me for the feel of that thing against my bare flesh.
I feel for ya, guy.
One year, I picked an apricot (?) some fruit anyway, off one of my brother's trees. Just bit into it. And then I started feeling movement in my mouth, LOTS of movement. Looked down at the apricot and it was loaded with ear worms!!!! and i started spitting and swiping at my mouth and there were so many ear worm parts coming from my mouth, and some were still alive! Horrifying, HORR-I-FYING!!!!
I hate you, bruh
Bahahahahaha...I had a buddy that found a snake in his bed one winter. It was around this time of year now that I think of it. You know you'll be checking.
Good grief! That made me squirm, but how awesome!
My brother thought this was pretty damn funny.Good grief! That made me squirm, but how awesome!
I did not.
Thanks for telling me! Now i'm not gonna be able to sleep because of it. Everytime i close my eyes that pic is in my mind and i open them almost screaming. Your fault!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so sorry! It was so awful. Just that creepy crawly awful feeling. yikes!!!!Thanks for telling me! Now i'm not gonna be able to sleep because of it. Everytime i close my eyes that pic is in my mind and i open them almost screaming. Your fault!!!!!!!!!!!!!