OMG I have missed you guys!!
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Okay click on this thread expecting to find a bunch of people suffering from digital world withdrawal. You know " I missed you guys", "What have you been doing" "How's the wife and them?" you know like the first few posts.
Then it turns into a black cat love fest somehow.
What the?
C'mon the things sit around all day ignoring the world until something, I don't know maybe a cat food bag shaking or can opener running, catches their attention and then they waller all over your leg shedding hair everywhere. Oh but don't worry they will clean themselves after being fed, adding to the fur carpet the living room is now sporting. And then they go back to ignoring you like before until the dinner bell sounds again, unless they allow you to pick them up and rub them. Did I mention something about fur flying?
If I wanted something that acted like that would have got married.
Wait...Did that.
Never Mind...
Missed this board too.
Then it turns into a black cat love fest somehow.
What the?
C'mon the things sit around all day ignoring the world until something, I don't know maybe a cat food bag shaking or can opener running, catches their attention and then they waller all over your leg shedding hair everywhere. Oh but don't worry they will clean themselves after being fed, adding to the fur carpet the living room is now sporting. And then they go back to ignoring you like before until the dinner bell sounds again, unless they allow you to pick them up and rub them. Did I mention something about fur flying?
If I wanted something that acted like that would have got married.
Wait...Did that.
Never Mind...
Missed this board too.
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
Even Stephen King used to have a Siamese cat (apparently) although this is a very old photo
I have 4 cats (Crazy cat lady!) they are all rescued, the little guy guarding Doctor Sleep is Jet, and we have a white with black splodges (Kitty), a ginger and white (Moggy) and a really dark tortoise shell (Pud) They are all so different but Jet is the cuddly one.
....good for both of you!....they were great books, just outside my budget at the time....Back atcha Scottie!I made a killing on my ebay listings!! Someone from the SKMB was a winning bidder on one of them but I ain't telling who.....(no, it wasn't Scott).
Haha!! Don't forget they occasionally barf on the most expensive rug you own
Our cats must be deranged because they're basically dogs in cat suits. They play fetch, they wrestle, they come when you call them and amuse us by noticing some little thing on the floor and staring at it as though it's a demon. Then when you cough, sneeze, or make noise they leap skyward about 10 feet into the air. Our yellow male is transfixed by food in any form and has been known to knock sandwiches, crackers, and cookies out of our hands. I would actually love to own a cat that spent the day ignoring stuff, vs. acting like the 2 or 3 year olds that people are constantly apologizing for!
No, you wouldn't want that. I have one cat who is the snootiest azzhole on this planet. The ONLY time he comes to me is if has sh*t himself and needs assistance.Haha!! Don't forget they occasionally barf on the most expensive rug you own
Our cats must be deranged because they're basically dogs in cat suits. They play fetch, they wrestle, they come when you call them and amuse us by noticing some little thing on the floor and staring at it as though it's a demon. Then when you cough, sneeze, or make noise they leap skyward about 10 feet into the air. Our yellow male is transfixed by food in any form and has been known to knock sandwiches, crackers, and cookies out of our hands. I would actually love to own a cat that spent the day ignoring stuff, vs. acting like the 2 or 3 year olds that people are constantly apologizing for!
Wait... The SKMB was closed? 
Here I thought Ms Mod had just put me in a time out for being the boards supervillain.... 'Deplorable D.'
Here I thought Ms Mod had just put me in a time out for being the boards supervillain.... 'Deplorable D.'
Wait... The SKMB was closed?
Here I thought Ms Mod had just put me in a time out for being the boards supervillain.... 'Deplorable D.'
Oh gawd.......now he thinks he's a supervillian.......Oh wait..... I have just the thing
I used my powers of telepathy to get you double hung windows. Why complain?
Remind me to send a thank you gift......and just ignore the edit I added aboveI used my powers of telepathy to get you double hung windows. Why complain?
Dead daises are fine. It's the live ones that I avoid or take a weed wacker to.Remind me to send a thank you gift......and just ignore the edit I added above
You're an evil, evil man.......Dead daises are fine. It's the live ones that I avoid or take a weed wacker to.
And look at just how happy he is with the kitty........Even Stephen King used to have a Siamese cat (apparently) although this is a very old photo
Well I came back from a break to find we were on a break, so...
But at least my break was productive. I knocked one novel into shape and subbed a sample to a (very reputable) agent, so I'm now awaiting that rejection, then I got cracking with the next one (with a bit of short story writing in between).
That novel took a lot of work, though. For a while it was kind of like...
But at least my break was productive. I knocked one novel into shape and subbed a sample to a (very reputable) agent, so I'm now awaiting that rejection
, then I got cracking with the next one (with a bit of short story writing in between).That novel took a lot of work, though. For a while it was kind of like...