lol... now I understand some of Brian's comments on BDX 
Look At Our Jake
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Oh my God! I thought that was specialized to everyone! Yes. Yes I will marry you. Uh, I'm sort of married though, so will you wait for me in our next lifetime?
And just in case my husband is spying on me, this is a damn joke. I have never ever met Brian and he is kidding and isn't referring to himself at all. The bird, Jake, on the other hand is serious. THe bird wants me.
And just in case my husband is spying on me, this is a damn joke. I have never ever met Brian and he is kidding and isn't referring to himself at all. The bird, Jake, on the other hand is serious. THe bird wants me.
Uh, there are other Dana's on this board. Of course I jumped to the conclusion that he wanted me! hoheohaoehohaheoaea!
Jake and Dana sittin in a tree...
K I S S I N G
K I S S I N G
I woulda been confused too... Who woulda guessed Jake had a girlfriend crow named Dana
Well, since my name is Dana, and gay marriage is going to become legal in all of the United States, my answer is ........... YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I expected something alittle more low-key from you, Jake, but I have to admit that you surprised me here. I thought you wanted to keep our relationship on the 'down-low', but I guess this is also your way of making a public statement. It's nice to know that you have courage. Our love will outshine the brightest star in the multi-verses! I love you! I LOVE YOU! Now, where's my d*mn ring??????
He hath no lips therefore he can't suck face.Jake and Dana sittin in a tree...
K I S S I N G
He's got it right there in his claw! Can I be the matron of honor?!
You do know, though, that this is just proving all the hype about gay marriage leading to inter-species relationships.
He's got it right there in his claw! Can I be the matron of honor?!
True dat!
PS- Jake and I are registered at Neiman Marcus. We got taste, alright?
Of course you can be the matron-of-honor! But, that means you're going to have to make all the plans and I have certain demands that MUST be met! There is to be absolutely nothing shiny whatsoever inside the chapel- you know what shiny things do to crows, right? I want ALL attention to be on me- the Bride- none of this Jake-looking-at-shiny-things going on. And I ain't wearing white- gave up the option for that a long time ago......He's got it right there in his claw! Can I be the matron of honor?!
Oh, no, no, the matron just plans the bridal shower and bachelorette party--bride still gets to plan all the rest. We can let the bling out at the bachelorette party. And you know I can keep my lips zipped!
Cool. I want to come too. Do it Oscar day so we can all come to your place for your Oscar party!
OK< I want strippers and one of them better be Tom Hardy! Told you I got demands!!Oh, no, no, the matron just plans the bridal shower and bachelorette party--bride still gets to plan all the rest. We can let the bling out at the bachelorette party. And you know I can keep my lips zipped!
Oh, now look at that--not even half a day into it and you've turned into Bridezilla!
Can I be moron of honor?He's got it right there in his claw! Can I be the matron of honor?!