Look At Our Jake

[arista]

Target would be cheaper register. Might compromise your credit card.

 

[king family fan]

Of course you can be the matron-of-honor! But, that means you're going to have to make all the plans and I have certain demands that MUST be met! There is to be absolutely nothing shiny whatsoever inside the chapel- you know what shiny things do to crows, right? I want ALL attention to be on me- the Bride- none of this Jake-looking-at-shiny-things going on. And I ain't wearing white- gave up the option for that a long time ago......

I think Ms. Mod can keep all attention on you. You shall wear,boxer shorts,knee socks,high top tennies ,a tank top and a tux jacket.Eyes will be planted on you and only you.

 

[Out of Order]

Did you all see the update?

 

[arista]

She said YES!!!

 

[Dana Jean]

Oh look, Jake got a yes. Are we going to see Jake through the years?

I don't want to see him with a food-baby gut laying in a chair cupping his balz and staring bleary eyed at the TV. And the other bird (male or female) weeping acid reflux into her Jabba-the-hut teenage son's mouth while he wipes out hookers in his stolen, purple Ford Fairlane on the game Grand Theft Auto.

 

[blunthead]

Soon, the patter of little talons.

 

[Terry B]

What is Jake's little friends name?

 

[Moderator]

What is Jake's little friends name?

That's Dana.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Jordon should have just wrote as the caption... "Yes Dear"

 

[Dana Jean]

Wait. Does Brian actually have a girlfriend named Dana? Did he actually propose to her through Jake?

 

[Spideyman]

Wow Hoo-- Dana just made Jake so happy. This gives us caws to celebrate!

 

[kingricefan]

Can I be moron of honor?

Yes, indeedy!

 

[kingricefan]

Yippeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Terry B]

That's Dana.

Thanks..........

 

[kingricefan]

Wow Hoo-- Dana just made Jake so happy. This gives us caws to celebrate!

 

[kingricefan]

Is Jake going to get a pre-nup????? I know he's got a stash of shining things somewhere.....

 

[fushingfeef]

Watch out for that honeymoon night, Dana. I hear Jake has a big

Spoiler

"pecker".

 

[FlakeNoir]

Oh no, I missed the question... @Brian, do you have part I of Jake's Valentine's Day somewhere that we can access?

 

[Brian]

Wait. Does Brian actually have a girlfriend named Dana? Did he actually propose to her through Jake?

No. Jake just happens to have a long-time girlfriend named Dana.

 

[Brian]