Uber cool bookmark!this is my bookmark (not my book, had to find pic online)
This made me smile because.....
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Pshhhha....Steve Jobs? The only real Steve is Stephen King...lolI know! its magnetic tooSomeone asked me the other day if it was Steve Jobs!
That, or she's just biding her time, building your confidence.......Don't think she hasn't thought of it on many an occasion. Luckily, I just so damn adorable.
Building my confidence? That's funny. I live in a constant state of terror.That, or she's just biding her time, building your confidence.......
Building my confidence? That's funny. I live in a constant state of terror.
flashbacks of the Manson groupie?Exactly. After a certain amount of years, that just becomes your new normal...lolBuilding my confidence? That's funny. I live in a constant state of terror.
A different type of terror.
I think I've figured it out, mathematically....
Women require time and money. Women = Time × Money
Time is money. Time = Money
Therefore: Women = Money × Money = (Money)2
Money is the root of all evil Money = √Evil
Therefore: Women = (√Evil)2
And we are forced to conclude that: Women = Evil
Time is money. Time = Money
Therefore: Women = Money × Money = (Money)2
Money is the root of all evil Money = √Evil
Therefore: Women = (√Evil)2
And we are forced to conclude that: Women = Evil
ROTFLMAO.......my fiancee is not around therefore I laugh....lmaoA different type of terror.
I think I've figured it out, mathematically....
Women require time and money. Women = Time × Money
Time is money. Time = Money
Therefore: Women = Money × Money = (Money)2
Money is the root of all evil Money = √Evil
Therefore: Women = (√Evil)2
And we are forced to conclude that: Women = Evil
That's pretty good Dio...lol
LOL. There's no refuting the absolutes of mathematics.
Apparently you've never met an accountant.LOL. There's no refuting the absolutes of mathematics.
LOL. I am also an accountant. Sometimes we just utilize the fuzzy math discipline.Apparently you've never met an accountant.
This needs to be published, hilarious.A different type of terror.
I think I've figured it out, mathematically....
Women require time and money. Women = Time × Money
Time is money. Time = Money
Therefore: Women = Money × Money = (Money)2
Money is the root of all evil Money = √Evil
Therefore: Women = (√Evil)2
And we are forced to conclude that: Women = Evil
Is there any job you don't do?LOL. I am also an accountant. Sometimes we just utilize the fuzzy math discipline.
In a small company... no. Although I don't clean.Is there any job you don't do?
I have a BA in Accounting and graduated at the top of my class. (Although I went to college in the evenings and my college, at the time, allowed mid-semester graduations for adult evening study students. There were three of us.
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A different type of terror.
I think I've figured it out, mathematically....
Women require time and money. Women = Time × Money
Time is money. Time = Money
Therefore: Women = Money × Money = (Money)2
Money is the root of all evil Money = √Evil
Therefore: Women = (√Evil)2
And we are forced to conclude that: Women = Evil
.......and here I am without my stick
Woo Hoo!!! I know there's a scared stickless comment in there somewhere... It's just not coming to me at the moment.
