you get a modern oriental condo.
inserts yourself.
finally! you get to throw out your arms and shout, HERE I AM! TO SAVE THE DAY!
inserts startled party-goers moving toward the exits.
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you get a modern oriental condo.
inserts yourself.
you get the wrong house.
inserts adult behavior.
you get Tax Law.
inserts a stone temple.
You get Lefty the Neanderthal - a throwback to the Ice Ageyou get a bunch of rocks pile up just so.
inserts a long left-handed tail on a previously normal IQ curve.
you get put a cork in a bullet hole.(...Lefty the Neanderthal... )
Inserts that nagging, incessant throbbing at the base of your skull
You get to swirl it slowly in the snifter while inhaling the aromayou get put a cork in a bullet hole.
inserts cognac.
You get a weird movie by Woody Allenyou get to take longer moving.
inserts bananas.
You get a unique way to hide the body in the trunkyou get to agree to continue shopping there because everything's so cheap.
inserts a car crusher.
You get a unique way to hide the body in the trunk
Inserts a Hooters cocktail waitress
You get to Go Ask Alice (when she's 10 feet tall)you get all tongue-tied and when she asks you reply you're parsley.
inserts a hookah-smoking caterpillar.
You get to Go Ask Alice (when she's 10 feet tall)
Inserts a window on the world for the Armchair Tourist
you get noxious nano-Nubians.
inserts final jeopardy.
You get to sing the theme song "dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum- Dump da dum dum dum dum dum (boom boom)
Inserts "Which American state can be spelled with only one row of the keyboard?"
you get Lowe's, Kmart, and Paul's Liguors.
inserts temporary sex appeal.