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Happily or not, it was 240,00 bottles of beer. What if it had been 240,000 heads?
...yeah seriously...an Islamic Carrie Nation....Where's all the ladies with bee-hive hair-dos and snap purses? Combat hose and tight-laced brogans? Maybe they're assembled off to the side, directing traffic?
That's me, front and center. I'm totally pissed that Margaret has a better hat. (right behind me under sign). She was always such a big show off. It started at the Oklahoma State Cow Milking Contest and has gotten worse as the years go on. I can't help it she has bigger hands than me!...yeah seriously...an Islamic Carrie Nation....
My guess is themz is cold lips......and it tee-totalery wrecked my romantic notions that none of those comely lasses would allow me to bestow a buss on their lips with my demon booze tainted breath...