Beauty Tips (Men)
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...the one he thought with......ummm, that didn't clear it up either....how about this?...his "little grasshopper"?....
My husband wanted me to share his. Transmission fluid for unruly hair just a dab will do ya he says.
Just like all the other vestiges of manhood... the ladies have invaded, taken it over, and given it a “woman’s touch.” Never have truer words been spoken in "anything that could bleed for seven days straight and live has got to be evil."
Dude......... seriously? Even YOU have to know that that comment was totally inappropriate. How many Band-aids do you go through a week from your knuckles dragging on the ground or do you just let them bleed?
Huh.... guess it's not just women then.
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used giant underwear to dry face in the morning to keep soft smooth skin..
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Great scene from that flick! *snort*
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John Candy and Steve Martin had great chemistry in that movie..
Yeah, in retrospect although I was called a “Cro-Magnon,” it probably wasn’t the most intelligent of decisions to respond like one, even in jest.
Yeah, in retrospect although I was called a “Cro-Magnon,” it probably wasn’t the most intelligent of decisions to respond like one, even in jest.
(HUGS!) Let's hug it out... (HUGS!)
When stealing a co-workers Cheetos, remember to use a moist towelette to wipe away all evidence of your gluttony.
Preferably the towelette should be infused with, coconut, olive, lavender and sperm whale oils to mask that cheetoey fragrance.
Preferably the towelette should be infused with, coconut, olive, lavender and sperm whale oils to mask that cheetoey fragrance.
....and never, ever replace them with a huge bag of turds!
This is not a beauty tip.
It is if it's my Cheetos you stole......
Always make sure you have a decent sized london broil in the freezer to apply to your puffy eyes after being beaten by Sunny after your great Cheetos heist from her.
Thanks, but give me some time to evolve, then we'll hug.
For you, I'd accept a bottle or two of wine as an apology gift.....and a new bag of Cheetos, of course!
How about two half empty bottles and half a tube of Pringles?
Sounds like you don't like your thumbs.......
It is always a dead give away with the orange fingers as evidence. I would suggest hand sanitizer to remove all evidence of theft.