Lucy, the police departments dispatcher, a police officer who keeps crying, a dead prom queen, people conspiring to burn down the lumber mill, a neurotic FBI agent, a psychiatrist with objects stuck in his ears, Norwegians escaping a business meeting, a *log lady*, a wife beater, a fish in a percolator, a one armed man, a one eyed woman, a little person who speaks strangely, the goofy gang member from The Warriors, a bereaved father throw himself atop his dead daughters coffin and go up and down in the grave...all set to music suitable to a bad soap opera and really bad music suitable to horrible porn (so I have been told
).