Men! Oh sure... They always want to hook up but they don’t want to stick around to be eaten alive afterward.
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Men! Oh sure... They always want to hook up but they don’t want to stick around to be eaten alive afterward.
"Today I'm the windshield...so all's good."
Can I Mom? Can I? Huh? Please!
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?
Can I Mom? Can I? Huh? Please!
....my aren't YOU in a pissy mood!.....just bite my head off why dontcha???.....
Can I Mom? Can I? Huh? Please!
"Is that a meteor that crashed down over there?"....
"Aw man, our pizza delivery guy just got creamed by an Orinco truck!"
He's there, right next to me. Isn't he? Act normal.
...."Oh boy, NN had a June bug land on her shoulder. Y'all watch this!".....
...."Oh boy, NN had a June bug land on her shoulder. Y'all watch this!".....
"Let me in! Jared from Subway is after me."
..."can I have a moment of your time to talk about our Lord Moloch?"....
"Hey, I think we both got our pajamas at Target."
...so wrong yet so funny...."Let me in! Jared from Subway is after me."