Choose your type of monster from the genre....

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staropeace

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Have you ever sorta wished that your city or town could be the site of some form of macabre scourge? I do not mean to kill and main everyone but just to give us some creeps and goosebumps.
I would enjoy hearing that there is a vampire afoot and up to no good. He will be on the loose and crawling into open windows...giving the occupants a case of anemia. Even sucking the life out of child molestors and such.
I would enjoy stringing up the garlic and sneaking down to the Catholic church to fill my water pistol with Holy Water. LOL This is just for fun but the scare would be devilish.
Tell me what would be your silly fantasy of the various monsters roaming in your minds....set loose to form by Uncle Steve and the other horror writes.
 
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FlakeNoir

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Zombies... but only if this guy turned up on his motorcycle to y'know, hang out--and stuff. :biggrin2:

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Walter Oobleck

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Mutant cows. Big ugly horny beasts...thousands of them...roaming around, kicking up dust, free range mutant cows. If only cause I want the chance to saddle up, bandana around my neck, six-shooters on my hip...big irons...and I'd have the chance to yelp...yaaa! hoooop! eee-yaaa! rounding up the mutant cows...all the while with my hat in hand, raising it up and slapping it down on the my...chaps? those things cowboys wear over their jeans...spurs...I could wear spurs. You got the mutant cows storming around, head-butting things...small Hondas and Accords...and then big men smelling of Vitalis and Old Spice, they get together in a smoke-free back room...they're all cracking mints and back-slapping? They put up a bounty. yaaaaa! hooooooop! eeeee-yaaa!:abnormal::redhat:
 
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blunthead

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The Nameless said:
A witch. Maybe not as mean as rhea of the coos, but someone to keep the horrible kids in check with a good dose of fear.
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Actually, my neighborhood has already had one. Ages ago, when I was still in high school, a classmate who lived a couple of blocks away was a practicing witch.

I find it difficult to imagine a monster or plague scary enough for me to want it anywhere near me. Reading above the suggestion of a vampire really gave me the chills. Any evil that can get into the house, one way or another, is ultimately terrifying to me.
 
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blunthead

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Walter Oobleck said:
Mutant cows. Big ugly horny beasts...thousands of them...roaming around, kicking up dust, free range mutant cows. If only cause I want the chance to saddle up, bandana around my neck, six-shooters on my hip...big irons...and I'd have the chance to yelp...yaaa! hoooop! eee-yaaa! rounding up the mutant cows...all the while with my hat in hand, raising it up and slapping it down on the my...chaps? those things cowboys wear over their jeans...spurs...I could wear spurs. You got the mutant cows storming around, head-butting things...small Hondas and Accords...and then big men smelling of Vitalis and Old Spice, they get together in a smoke-free back room...they're all cracking mints and back-slapping? They put up a bounty. yaaaaa! hooooooop! eeeee-yaaa!:abnormal::redhat:
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Yes, cows with horns!!!
 
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staropeace

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I posted this thread before going to bed last night and I had a dream about vamps. OMG was it a doozie. I was getting ready, with a few neighbours, to go to the subway and then into some old closed tunnels to kill some vampires. I was making a stew that would be a charm against them first. We also had to wash all our clothing a certain way to give us more protection. Someone handed me a sling with arrows made of ash but I refused because I have never slinged an arrow in my life. Anyway, I convinced them to give me a good-sized cross and a spritzer of Holy water. We were still preparing our journey when the phone awakened me.....DRAT! It was an interesting dream...I like those.
 
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