Cock-A-Doodle-Don't

[Haunted]

Animal cruelty.

 

[Dana Jean]

Too big for a Tribble.

It looks like it was from that one episode, Trouble with Turds.

 

[Out of Order]

It looks like it was from that one episode, Trouble with Turds.

I'm afraid it gives new meaning to where no man has gone before........

 

[Dana Jean]

I'm afraid it gives new meaning to where no man has gone before........

And will never go again because his bum hole has been ripped 7 ways to Sunday passing that thing.

 

[blunthead]

.....who in the hell wakes up in the morning and thinks trussin' a barnyard bird to your Johnson is the height of "art"????...what creative gene am I missing here????....should I stuff my Toy Yorkie into the cleft of my butt and call it a blue-ribbon winner?....

I say no. But I will make this suggestion from time to time to people I really don't like.

 

[blunthead]

Kirk plays the hell out of an alien pancreas!

 

[fushingfeef]

I've heard of giving 'em the bird, but this is riDI*CKulous

 

[VultureLvr45]

Roont... No but really lets think this through. Who wakes up in the morning and thinks 'Ah, today will be the day I will show the world my masterpiece' and the proceeds to tie his d*ck to a chicken?

 

[GNTLGNT]

What is this?

...looks like the esteemed Captain is enamored with a penis facsimile...

 

[bookworm101]

Cock on c@ck you say? alrighty then.

 

[nate_watkins]

Cock on cock you say? alrighty then.

I thought cockfighting was illegal...

 

[Neesy]

Artist who tied rooster to penis in Paris guilty of sexual exhibitionism - Telegraph

I did not know that the Rooster was the symbol for France - I learned something new today
Did you see the link? The guy is very strange looking but he says the bird was not hurt

 

[SharonC]

I did not know that the Rooster was the symbol for France - I learned something new today
Did you see the link? The guy is very strange looking but he says the bird was not hurt

Maybe not physically! But I'm guessing the poor bird will need some very intensive therapy.

 

[Neesy]

Maybe not physically! But I'm guessing the poor bird will need some very intensive therapy.

 

[Agincourt Concierge]

Hey .... interesting .... using a capon as a strap on ....

 

[nate_watkins]

Hey .... interesting .... using a capon as a strap on ....

Are you just trying to improve our vocabulary? I'm thinking of other ways 'capon' could be worded into the story that this thread is about...

 

[VultureLvr45]

I thought cockfighting was illegal...

It appears c@ck tying is too.

 

[kingricefan]

.....who in the hell wakes up in the morning and thinks trussin' a barnyard bird to your Johnson is the height of "art"????...what creative gene am I missing here????....should I stuff my Toy Yorkie into the cleft of my butt and call it a blue-ribbon winner?....

Pictures! Pictures!

 

[FlakeNoir]

Pictures! Pictures!

 

[Bryan James]

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