You must not be a golfer, then.
Never play . . .I've played putt-putt --does that count?
I like green beautiful wide open spaces with no people around. I love beaches too.
I can't hang out on a crowded beach . . .because the presence of others ruin the Zen of it and most are there to drink beer, yell at kids, show off their bikinis and get a sun-tans.
. . .I was born with a sun-tan!