Crappy Questions/Help Needed

[Moderator]

Sounds like you all need some PooPourri (yes, it's a real product not a spoof). Have to use a link as the embed video won't work for it and it's about 3 minutes long but will bring out the juvenile humor in even the best of us. I have to confess I was LOL at a couple spots.


Poo~Pourri - YouTube

 

[arista]

You spray before you go and no one has to know It does work! We have it on our office.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

You spray before you go and no one has to know It does work! We have it on our office.

Wouldn't it be better to be kept in the restroom?

 

[arista]

Wouldn't it be better to be kept in the restroom?

LOL

 

[FlakeNoir]

Sounds like you all need some PooPourri (yes, it's a real product not a spoof). Have to use a link as the embed video won't work for it and it's about 3 minutes long but will bring out the juvenile humor in even the best of us. I have to confess I was LOL at a couple spots.


Poo~Pourri - YouTube

 

[GNTLGNT]

There is a man-made lake up near where I grew up, and it was a popular spot for the family. Fishing, get togethers, maybe just a lazy summer (or winter!) day away from home.

I loved that lake, but the one thing I did not love was the outhouse. I've smelled some nasty things in my time, but that outhouse tops them all.

...they make products for RV "bilge" tanks, that when you drip a few drops in the dumper(**** house).....it's quite pleasant then to poo, just carry a slingshot to pick off the stray black flies....

 

[not_nadine]

Why did I open this thread?

A Very Tight Place - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Everything is ok.

 

[Tery]

This is all your fault, n_n

 

[CoriSCapnSkip]

lol... This thread gave me flashbacks too. When I was a kid, we would vacation in Wisconsin and go fishing. The little cabins we rented had outhouses and I was terrified to go to the bathroom. All the spiders! All the flies! And the stench that never completely left your nostrils! I had to ask what the Sears & Roebuck catalog was for lol.

Wow, you had it bad. We at least had actual toilet paper on a very ancient roller! A TV comedian told a joke once about some guy trying to order toilet paper by phone. The company asked, "What item number is it? Do you have our catalog?" He answered, "If I had your catalog I wouldn't need this!"

 

[Out of Order]

While Out of Order serves his temporary banishment, or other mysterious problems, I thought I’d keep the spirit of his threads ongoing...

Where’s the can, man?

I don't get a " Boy, I Miss Out of Order" thread or "I Hope Out of Order's Belly Didn't Explode From Thanksgiving" thread. No. I get a potty thread in my memory.............

Seems about right!

 

[DiO'Bolic]

I don't get a " Boy, I Miss Out of Order" thread or "I Hope Out of Order's Belly Didn't Explode From Thanksgiving" thread. No. I get a potty thread in my memory.............

Seems about right!

I thought about it, but pooh-poohed the idea.

 

[Out of Order]

I thought about it, but pooh-poohed the idea.

Yeah, they would have been crappy threads anyway.

 

[Spideyman]

Out of Order -- welcome back. Those thinnies are getting harder to cross over, aren't they! Ok, start posting/ you were missed!!

 

[Out of Order]

Out of Order -- welcome back. Those thinnies are getting harder to cross over, aren't they! Ok, start posting/ you were missed!!

Thanks Spidey! Any chance you made an extra set of keys to the outhouse for me?

 

[Sundrop]

Don’t rightly know, but I have heard a theory bandied about that it has to do with someone he associates with here. That he could have simply been collateral damage for standing too close to the person a mod or staffer was aiming for, and sneezed when pressing the eject button.

Yep, it was your fault!

 

[Out of Order]

Yep, it was your fault!

 

[Spideyman]

Thanks Spidey! Any chance you made an extra set of keys to the outhouse for me?

Yep, spare set on the way, and a sonic screwdriver to get out of thinnies!

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Yep, it was your fault!

You do realize you're standing fairly close to me, don't you?

 

[Sundrop]

You do realize you're standing fairly close to me, don't you?

Yeah, but I think the eject button is considered a power tool, and those don't really work properly around me......

 

[Out of Order]

Yep, spare set on the way, and a sonic screwdriver to get out of thinnies!

I'm glad I get a set of keys to DiO's "Executive Washroom."