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DiO'Bolic

Not completely obtuse
Nov 14, 2013
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While Out of Order serves his temporary banishment, or other mysterious problems, I thought I’d keep the spirit of his threads ongoing...

Where’s the can, man?

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cat in a bag

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Aug 28, 2010
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wyoming
Q. What do you get when you cross a Shih-Tzu with a Bulldog?
A. Bull-Sh itz.
This reminded me of a kid story. Our dog is a Shih-Tzu. Evan was in 1st grade when we got Dusty as a pup. He was so excited about having a puppy, of course he went to school and told his teacher about it. She asked him what kind of puppy, and he told her he couldn't tell her, because it was a bad word name, and he didn't understand why a cute puppy had a bad word name.

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Grandpa

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Mar 2, 2014
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I was so impressed with these units in Seoul, I had to take a photo.

all the ladies like Toto.jpg

All the ladies talked about how they loved their Toto (that's the brand name of the toilet; they weren't talking about a dog). I tried one of those buttons one time, and someone whom I suspect was the Tidy Bowl Man in a submarine took the fire suppression system and shot his own tidy stream of water right through my personal exit door. I never touched another damn button on that thing again.
 

GNTLGNT

The idiot is IN
Jun 15, 2007
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Cambridge, Ohio
I was so impressed with these units in Seoul, I had to take a photo.

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All the ladies talked about how they loved their Toto (that's the brand name of the toilet; they weren't talking about a dog). I tried one of those buttons one time, and someone whom I suspect was the Tidy Bowl Man in a submarine took the fire suppression system and shot his own tidy stream of water right through my personal exit door. I never touched another damn button on that thing again.
....well, ain't THAT some shi*???....