Phew! At first I thought that title read Does Giant Put Out for Cookies for Santa.
Does Giant Put Out Cookies For Santa?
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...yep, it was all hanging over my belt loops.....
Did the folks at Sam's Club at least get your good side for the poster?
...I'm not THAT kind of GNT!....*hmmmph!*......Phew! At first I thought that title read Does Giant Put Out for Cookies for Santa.
And made doubly funny when you stop to think of the question, because... it's really not a question at all, is it?Yeah, I'm still giggling over that one too......
"Does Giant put out for cookies for Santa?" Well.... yar. (without a doubt!)
....or, Cookie Eating Organism.....
That's not what Santa tells us.........
...Hello!....My Name is GNTLGNT, and I'm a cookie whore......Whatever....
And made doubly funny when you stop to think of the question, because... it's really not a question at all, is it?
"Does Giant put out for cookies for Santa?" Well.... yar. (without a doubt!)
You're right. Sometimes the answer is right in front of your face............
No. GG does not put out cookies for Santa. Santa puts out cookies for GG. He even builds a fire (in the fireplace), leaves a thank you note and a kitten. Santa loves him some GG and a certain Blond Bombshell. True story.
No. GG does not put out cookies for Santa. Santa puts out cookies for GG. He even builds a fire (in the fireplace), leaves a thank you note and a kitten. Santa loves him some GG and a certain Blond Bombshell. True story.
Riddle me this Batman............How is Santa supposed to get back up the chimney with a fire in the fireplace?
He simply walks out of the door Boy Wonder.
He came down the chimney and left out the door. Santa always has a plan. Plus, he's a magical elf that can do whatever he wants. 
He came down the chimney and left out the door. Santa always has a plan. Plus, he's a magical elf that can do whatever he wants.
Are you saying that Santa can hit up the bars and ummmmmmmm "clubs" all without the approval of Mrs. Claus? I watched Rudolph the other night and she had him on a very short leash.
From what I hear Santa likes a short leash. A short leather leash.... and studs... But I'm not one to gossip, so you didn't hear it from me.
So much for visions of sugar plums dancing in my head.......
No, don't think about the dancing sugar plums.