Favorite movie scenes

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Dana Jean

Dirty Pirate Hooker, The Return
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:laugh: This is one of those 'songs you have to dance your azz off to' for me! (& sing really loudly)
And yeah... don't you just want a pair of those tight leather pants? :laugh:
Uh, that would be a good look on me. Start at the feet. Yes, tiny nice feet. Skinny ankles, thin but shapely calves. Are you following along as we travel upwards?

Knees, look okay under the leather, thighs not so bad -- and then we hit construction zone. Danger, Danger Will Robinson! big muffin blob oozing out of the top of the pants. No butt, flat and scrunchy like a shar pei's face, looks like I dropped a load. But wait, the boobs (if wrangled into a bra from their natural habitat of looking at my belly button) are much too large for my frame and will draw the eye up, much like nicely placed accent tile in a low-ceilinged shower stall.

Stop at the neck. Just skip the face. The hideous nature of the beast....*shiver.*
 

blunthead

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Aug 2, 2006
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Uh, that would be a good look on me. Start at the feet. Yes, tiny nice feet. Skinny ankles, thin but shapely calves. Are you following along as we travel upwards?

Knees, look okay under the leather, thighs not so bad -- and then we hit construction zone. Danger, Danger Will Robinson! big muffin blob oozing out of the top of the pants. No butt, flat and scrunchy like a shar pei's face, looks like I dropped a load. But wait, the boobs (if wrangled into a bra from their natural habitat of looking at my belly button) are much too large for my frame and will draw the eye up, much like nicely placed accent tile in a low-ceilinged shower stall.

Stop at the neck. Just skip the face. The hideous nature of the beast....*shiver.*
;;D
 

HollyGolightly

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Heart of the South
Uh, that would be a good look on me. Start at the feet. Yes, tiny nice feet. Skinny ankles, thin but shapely calves. Are you following along as we travel upwards?

Knees, look okay under the leather, thighs not so bad -- and then we hit construction zone. Danger, Danger Will Robinson! big muffin blob oozing out of the top of the pants. No butt, flat and scrunchy like a shar pei's face, looks like I dropped a load. But wait, the boobs (if wrangled into a bra from their natural habitat of looking at my belly button) are much too large for my frame and will draw the eye up, much like nicely placed accent tile in a low-ceilinged shower stall.

Stop at the neck. Just skip the face. The hideous nature of the beast....*shiver.*
Sisterwife, you are so funny. Word on the street is that you are a Ms. Hottie McHottie.
 

GNTLGNT

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Uh, that would be a good look on me. Start at the feet. Yes, tiny nice feet. Skinny ankles, thin but shapely calves. Are you following along as we travel upwards?

Knees, look okay under the leather, thighs not so bad -- and then we hit construction zone. Danger, Danger Will Robinson! big muffin blob oozing out of the top of the pants. No butt, flat and scrunchy like a shar pei's face, looks like I dropped a load. But wait, the boobs (if wrangled into a bra from their natural habitat of looking at my belly button) are much too large for my frame and will draw the eye up, much like nicely placed accent tile in a low-ceilinged shower stall.

Stop at the neck. Just skip the face. The hideous nature of the beast....*shiver.*
...this was a brilliant piece of writing...self-destructive, but brilliant...