Fill in the blank.

[Sigmund]

Write a sentence and leave a blank space others can fill in. (Try and fill in the blank with something amusing.)

Examples:

This morning I tripped over my dentures.

I can't find my toe nails.

I'll start.

My ____is too high

 

[Lily Sawyer]

My ____is too high

My butt is too high.

Her _____ was just right.

 

[Out of Order]

Her snore was just right.

I've lost my _____.

 

[Debbie913]

I've lost my nostril.

She moved the ______ across the room.

 

[not_nadine]

She moved the nose across the room.

Now I just can't seem to _______

 

[GNTLGNT]

Now I just can't seem to perambulate

You want to do what with that big__________???

 

[not_nadine]

You want to do what with that big safety pin???

It will never hold the ________

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

It will never hold the 'camel butt.'

What if I told you that ________

 

[not_nadine]

What if I told you that it was my deepest darkest secret?

I will never ever again trust a ...

 

[Haunted]

What if I told you that it was my deepest darkest secret?

I will never ever again trust an IRS agent.

What if I told you where I was going on vacation....?

 

[Rinzo]

What if I told you where I was going on vacation with ISIS.

I've got ______ stuck in my ____.

 

[the_last_gunslinger]

I've got ______ stuck in my ____.

I've got chicken stuck in my sock drawer

My neighbor's______________is acting up again.

 

[Rinzo]

My neighbor's wife is acting up again.

I enjoy having ______.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

I enjoy having ' a rabbit pulled from a hat'.

It don't matter to _______.

 

[Doc Creed]

It don't matter to Honeybadger.

Life is good, I'm on my 9th _____________.

 

[Tery]

Life is good, I'm on my 9th whisky.

Look out for that______!

 

[Doc Creed]

Look out for that leprechaun!

If that's a ___________ we have a problem!

 

[Alexandra M]

If that's a parking ticket we have a problem!

The last time I did that I was _________________.

 

[Doc Creed]

The last time I did that I was running from El Chapo and seeing double.

Don't call me unless _______________.

 

[mal]

Don't call me unless; even if that is my real name.
Holy cow! It's a __________________.