Happy Birthday Vampire Lily

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VampireLily

Vampire Goddess & Consumer of men's souls.
Jul 25, 2013
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...now see?...she disappointed me...so many punny opportunities wasted...like "fangs very much", "to be toothful, it is a BIG day", "no really, it didn't suck!"...ok, ok, the door ain't moved and I'm used to showing myself the way to it.....

Vampires choose their words very carefully.

we pun....... and then we go.