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GNTLGNT

The idiot is IN
Jun 15, 2007
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....welcome Barf....err, umm I mean Barth!....
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Chuggs

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Feb 6, 2012
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The night was dark and Barth heard something on the front porch. Barth walks slowly to the front door and cracks it just enough to see. There is nothing there. Barth breaths a sigh of relief and starts to close to the door. Just then a force that rivals that of a freight train the door, knocking it from its hinges and sending it into splinters. Barth is knocked backwards and falls, scooting across the floor like an escaping crawfish. Barth looks up in horror and they walk through, the smiles on their faces are horrible, yet inviting. They open their collective mouths, revealing teeth that are yellow, slimy and as sharp as razors, and shout, "Welcome to the Stephen King Message Board!"
 

GNTLGNT

The idiot is IN
Jun 15, 2007
87,651
358,754
62
Cambridge, Ohio
The night was dark and Barth heard something on the front porch. Barth walks slowly to the front door and cracks it just enough to see. There is nothing there. Barth breaths a sigh of relief and starts to close to the door. Just then a force that rivals that of a freight train the door, knocking it from its hinges and sending it into splinters. Barth is knocked backwards and falls, scooting across the floor like an escaping crawfish. Barth looks up in horror and they walk through, the smiles on their faces are horrible, yet inviting. They open their collective mouths, revealing teeth that are yellow, slimy and as sharp as razors, and shout, "Welcome to the Stephen King Message Board!"
...I take exception to that, my teeth are NOT yellow nor slimy...they are a lovely shade of chartreuse...