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Dana Jean

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And for one of the mods who'll be sloshed on Sparkle Donkey tequila, may your headache be mercifully short and no falling into your Christmas tree..;;D
I don't drink, but this commercial for it sure tempts a person. I believe in the magic of El Burro el Sparkalo.




and here's a review of the product.

 

ghost19

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I don't drink, but this commercial for it sure tempts a person. I believe in the magic of El Burro el Sparkalo.




and here's a review of the product.

I gotta give them credit for coming up with just about the best name for tequila, or any liquor, I've ever heard of. It's impossible to use "Sparkle Donkey" in a sentence and not crack up...lol
 

Dana Jean

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I gotta give them credit for coming up with just about the best name for tequila, or any liquor, I've ever heard of. It's impossible to use "Sparkle Donkey" in a sentence and not crack up...lol
seriously, I hope somebody here gets a little sample bottle of Sparkle Donkey for the holidays and gives it a try. I'd like to hear a review from one of you guys.
 

ghost19

"Have I run too far to get home?"
Sep 25, 2011
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seriously, I hope somebody here gets a little sample bottle of Sparkle Donkey for the holidays and gives it a try. I'd like to hear a review from one of you guys.
Speaking from my personal consumption history, I've never tried any tequila that didn't taste completely horrid...lol, but hey, with a name like Sparkle Donkey...who's to say?
 

kingricefan

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We will be closing the Board from Friday at 4 PM ET until 8:30 AM ET on Monday throughout December to give our volunteer moderators more time for their holiday plans.
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Ohhh, Lawd!! What am I going to do with my spare time on the weekends now???? Lawd, Lawd, Lawd, Lawd!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, I wish all of our lovely and wonderful Mods a great time away from the SKMB!!! Enjoy yourselves and don't even THINK about this place!!!
 

DiO'Bolic

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Nov 14, 2013
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seriously, I hope somebody here gets a little sample bottle of Sparkle Donkey for the holidays and gives it a try. I'd like to hear a review from one of you guys.
Melikes me margaritas. Shots have also been know to pass these lips... especially when I’m corrupting visitors. El Padrino Blanco tequila has the best taste and is inexpensive. But it is difficult to find here in PA as all liquor stores are operated by the state, with most in little spaces and selections being quite limited. Cazul 100 Silver is also very good but a bit pricier and also difficult to find here in the smaller government controlled operations. 1800 Silver Tequila is my go to when the others aren’t available. If is see this donkey brew over the holidays I'll pick up a bottle and give it a try.
 

Dana Jean

Dirty Pirate Hooker, The Return
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Apr 11, 2006
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Melikes me margaritas. Shots have also been know to pass these lips... especially when I’m corrupting visitors. El Padrino Blanco tequila has the best taste and is inexpensive. But it is difficult to find here in PA as all liquor stores are operated by the state, with most in little spaces and selections being quite limited. Cazul 100 Silver is also very good but a bit pricier and also difficult to find here in the smaller government controlled operations. 1800 Silver Tequila is my go to when the others aren’t available. If is see this donkey brew over the holidays I'll pick up a bottle and give it a try.
Thank you. I am honestly just wanting to know if in the scheme of Tequilas, does it hold up? Sounds all science project, doesn't it. I would try it myself, but I'm sure its uniqueness would be lost on me as I'm barfing on myself.
 

DiO'Bolic

Not completely obtuse
Nov 14, 2013
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Poconos, PA
Thank you. I am honestly just wanting to know if in the scheme of Tequilas, does it hold up? Sounds all science project, doesn't it. I would try it myself, but I'm sure its uniqueness would be lost on me as I'm barfing on myself.
Tequila sneaks up on you and hits you hard. In the scheme of things it only matters in the first two rounds of drinks. After that I could substitute a bathtub brew and most people wouldn’t know the difference. But I'll let you know what people think if I get some.

The other week my wife received a Facebook post from a couple that stopped by to visit. They apologized for spending over 8 hours at our place when they planned for only a short visit. They noted that all the rumors about me were true... that I was in fact truly evil and corrupting. :)
 

Dana Jean

Dirty Pirate Hooker, The Return
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Apr 11, 2006
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The High Seas
Tequila sneaks up on you and hits you hard. In the scheme of things it only matters in the first two rounds of drinks. After that I could substitute a bathtub brew and most people wouldn’t know the difference. But I'll let you know what people think if I get some.

The other week my wife received a Facebook post from a couple that stopped by to visit. They apologized for spending over 8 hours at our place when they planned for only a short visit. They noted that all the rumors about me were true... that I was in fact truly evil and corrupting. :)
Be sure and try it first before your festivities get too intense, while your palate is clean and your mind clear. Well, as clear as it can be. :alien:
 

do1you9love?

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Be sure and try it first before your festivities get too intense, while your palate is clean and your mind clear. Well, as clear as it can be. :alien:
Dana Jean!!! The same folks that make Sparkle Donkey also bring us.... BACON FLAVORED VODKA!!!;-D
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