See........this is why I love you!!![\spoiler]
I Am Really Stephen King!
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I was going to show up at work in my pajamas today, but our manager told me I can't do that due to decency laws.......apparently, she thinks I sleep in the nude or something.
It's worse when you do sleep in the nude and your spouse says, "Wow, those are ugly pajamas."
....it's just the wrinkles and the drop seat.....
And then she laughs? Yeah, I hate that.
That would not even raise an eyebrow in Edmonton, my dear. lol
I expected everybody to say that they were Stephen King. When I go to Starbucks I always say my name's Sparticus, it's great when my Americano is ready, everyone tries to claim it.
Maybe I should be happy that I don't have a spouse......
Always be happy when you don't have a spouse.Maybe I should be happy that I don't have a spouse......
....not all of us our louses as spouses.....
Okay. This is great. I am so going to do this even though I'm a girl.
...just turn off your "Ignore Member" selections and you might have the scales fall from your eyes....