I told him that bug wanted out......Who murdered Mason?
You'll have get his cousin Perry on the case!
I Got A New Jar....I Named It.....
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Who murdered Mason?
You'll have get his cousin Perry on the case!
This is a good idea. Perry will get to the bottom of it before the case is properly sealed.
I have bad news................
Perry, having thoroughly investigated what lead to the demise of Mason Jar, has concluded that Mason was in fact responsible for his own destruction.
Despite repeated warnings not to go anywhere near "hard" substances, while out partying with a visiting French member of the Jarre family, his cousin Jean Michel, he over indulged and got well and truly smashed. And it floored him!
This may very well be the case, but he was so young, clean and clear. He had a good disposition, never seen him boiling and would always be up for a good game of kick the can. Hell, he hadn't even tasted his first pickle, tomato or jam. He had some much to look forward to in later life and things to hold onto like: pens, pencils and assorted items that wouldn't have a home elsewhere. I'll miss him....I'm just about flipping my lid over this.
But, don't you see? I can't...........
Such jarring news…I have bad news................
Why not? Don't make me sorry i asked.
Such jarring news…
It is......it spread through the pantry like raspberries through cheese cloth.
I actually did name my jar. Please meet Sir Lance-A-Lort. (He's half full of ORTs.)
They could have been such good friends. Maybe even formed their own sewing circle.
Gee, and to think those packets of Cert-O (fruit pectin) will be so crushed to learn Mason has been shattered by a jarring moment - and they weren't invited.
I used to have a car that kept telling me my door was a jar.
My car is ajar. It tells me so. So I guess I can't trust it. So my car is not a jar.
...maybe recently shattered Mason was embarrassed by his chronic ring around the collar...