I Have Better Things To Do Than Be On The SKMB.

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Sigmund

Sigmund

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Good evening.

May all be well or on the mend.

What the he!! am I doing on the SKMB when I have better things to do?

I haven't checked how much belly lint I have accumulated.

I know, for a fact, I have two salt boxes stored in my pantry but, I don't know EXACTLY how much the salt box I am currently using has much left! ( Is it half way full? A quarter full? Ye, gads!)

What about the dust bunnies under my bed? Did I sweep them all away? Or are there some I missed? Are there two or three under there multiplying? (Bunnies have a proclivity to multiply. Are they now
learning to divide? )

Gotta go now. I have to check if a SKMB member was able to pluck ALL his ear hair!

Peace.
 
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Neesy

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Sigmund said:
Good evening.

May all be well or on the mend.

What the he!! am I doing on the SKMB when I have better things to do?

I haven't checked how much belly lint I have accumulated.

I know, for a fact, I have two salt boxes stored in my pantry but, I don't know EXACTLY how much the salt box I am currently using has much left! ( Is it half way full? A quarter full? Ye, gads!)

What about the dust bunnies under my bed? Did I sweep them all away? Or are there some I missed? Are there two or three under there multiplying? (Bunnies have a proclivity to multiply. Are they now
learning to divide? )

Gotta go now. I have to check if a SKMB member was able to pluck ALL his ear hair!

Peace.
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You are so funny @Sigmund
Thank you for the laugh. I went into withdrawal symptoms myself lately as I was trying to spend more time with hubby before he went back up North to Nunavut, plus I had to return to work.
I just spent the entire day on the SKMB, catching up. (Can you believe that?) Now I can go to bed and sleep well.
Peace to you too, and have an excellent weekend!



:biglove:
 
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HollyGolightly

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Well, I'd hate to say "better" things to do, I can't stand cleaning house and I'd rather be here chatting away any day. But alas, I'm giving myself another 23 mins here and then I must start cleaning. Can't ya'll just come over for breakfast and talk me through it? Tell me funny things whilst I scrub? Or help me even?
 
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blunthead

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Sigmund said:
Good evening.

May all be well or on the mend.

What the he!! am I doing on the SKMB when I have better things to do?

I haven't checked how much belly lint I have accumulated.

I know, for a fact, I have two salt boxes stored in my pantry but, I don't know EXACTLY how much the salt box I am currently using has much left! ( Is it half way full? A quarter full? Ye, gads!)

What about the dust bunnies under my bed? Did I sweep them all away? Or are there some I missed? Are there two or three under there multiplying? (Bunnies have a proclivity to multiply. Are they now
learning to divide? )

Gotta go now. I have to check if a SKMB member was able to pluck ALL his ear hair!

Peace.
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How many belly dust bunnies do you have? I have a lot, but you know what they multiply like. If you think the salt box is half empty, what does that make you? I have an ear hair which now feeds oxygen to my brain; its removal a complicated surgical procedure contraindicated in someone with my brain, of whom I'm assured to be the only owner, but that seems debatable. I'm by myself, so there isn't anything better I can do.
 
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nate_watkins

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FlakeNoir said:
:laugh: And I thought it was rather funny that we could see who voted for what part. (Although "other" kinda covers quite a bit.) :biggrin2:
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Yeah, sometimes if you carry a lot of coins in your pocket, the pockets might wear out. Or if you're wallet is fat, it could wear out the back pockets... (I don't usually have that problem).

Or were you thinking along different lines? :rolleyes:
 
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FlakeNoir

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GNTLGNT said:
...I COULD be itemizing the dustparticles on my dresser or trying to remember where I put that tricksy lil rectal thermometer, but this is ever so m much more entertaining...
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Calling all 'Kon 14'rs... pay special attention to this juicy piece of information... very special attention.
Yes, this man could be your local host. :yes_pig:

:D Ya welcome....
 
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