Don't vex me, matey......or ye'll have the cat o' nine tails to dance wit' whilst blowing yer hornpipe......and that will be a dance to be beholdin'!!!This nay sounds like a pirate......
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Don't vex me, matey......or ye'll have the cat o' nine tails to dance wit' whilst blowing yer hornpipe......and that will be a dance to be beholdin'!!!This nay sounds like a pirate......
Don't vex me, matey......or ye'll have the cat o' nine tails to dance wit' whilst blowing yer hornpipe......and that will be a dance to be beholdin'!!!
I reckon it be pistols at 10 paces fer ye both to resolve this battle.
'twere yer own choosin' of the eye to be took..... be jolly glad it 'tweren't a stump ye be left wit'Nay, must be another way. Lost me an eye to some wench off Carolina way. Fetched me in with rum and some kind of demon blue raspberry tart. Took my eye for a newt this one did......
'twere yer own choosin' of the eye to be took..... be jolly glad it 'tweren't a stump ye be left wit'
Aye, so it was. Having ye a stump would make it hard to run up The Jolly Roger so it be..........
Aye.....an' 'bout near impossible to be dancin' the hornpipe or swabbin' the deckAye, so it was. Having ye a stump would make it hard to run up The Jolly Roger so it be..........
Gawd, ye be the complainiest pirate me ever laid eyes upon. Next ye be moanin' 'bout havin’ to scrape the barnacles off of ye rudder?Aye, so it was. Having ye a stump would make it hard to run up The Jolly Roger so it be..........
Gawd, ye be the complainiest pirate me ever laid eyes upon. Next ye be moanin' 'bout havin’ to scrape the barnacles off of ye rudder?
Apply a bit o' mercury the the area, an' ye'll hardly remember ye had the problemAye, Cap says "ye need ye a shore leave." Been too long since me barnacles been cleaned off me keel.
Apply a bit o' mercury the the area, an' ye'll hardly remember ye had the problem
Iffin' ye be sullyin' yer britches, ye've much bigger problems at task than I be able to help ye wit'!!What do ye take me fer, Lassy? Ye take me eye and now ye look to further sully me britches?
What do you call a bird named jack?
Jack Sparrow!
What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
A sunken chest with no booty!