Job Interview

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niro

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Apr 5, 2013
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Had my first Job Interview after my graduation today. It was a telephone one.
I was so nervous that I slided the wrong way on my smartphone and declined the call.:facepalm_smiley:
He called again and we spoke half an hour. I do not know if I will get the job.
I guess it was okay.


Have you any funny stories regarding job interviews?
 

Walter Oobleck

keeps coming back...or going, and going, and going
Mar 6, 2013
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I've applied for thousands of jobs, some I've been awarded, some I never heard back from, a few I heard back from only to be told that although they appreciated my estimate/contract they went with another, alas. A small percentage of them I wished I never got. What was I thinking? Hungry, I guess. Years ago in Florida I lost one job 'cause the foreman was a Major Major Major Major. So...I went looking. I did find another job that day but not before stopping at job sites (houses/apartments being framed) and walking onto the site, asking who's the boss, so forth so on. It was hard not to grin when I received a few looks like I had designs on their breakfast cereal. Like, check out this, Buford, don't believe he's shaving yet. Maybe they're taking a break, look at me through the top of their forehead, two hands on their sammwich. Or maybe they chew with their mouth open...gotta love those open displays of affection. Guy who hired me gave me a pop quiz on the spot, asked about Xs and Os...or maybe the Os were Js. Followed a lumber truck this once down in Baton Rouge, got a job that way where the truck stopped. Later that day John Law stopped and was curious about that but you get that everywhere and who knows if it was, what's the word, xenophobia? I don't know. Coinkydink. Same thing in Iowa...follow a lumber truck I happened to pass. Guy who hired me had been in Florida, too, so we had that in common.
 

redman

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Sep 17, 2012
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I went to an interview once and after I left the interviewer asked around to some of the guys in the shop what they thought of me. One said I looked like an axe murderer. I've been there for over 8 years now and I'm pretty sure I know who said that! P.S. I do have an axe in my toolbox but I can't remember why I put it there.
 

GNTLGNT

The idiot is IN
Jun 15, 2007
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....good luck honey!...all will be well......
 
Mar 12, 2010
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I don't have a funny interview story myself but I interviewed a clerical applicant once who did not interview well. She was terribly nervous, so nervous she could barely answer questions. I hired her anyways because she seemed to be willing to learn the job. She turned out to be a very conscientious worker. When she and her partner decided to move to another State, I wrote her a letter of recommendation. I mentioned in the letter that she did not interview well but she was a good worker and I had been very pleased with her performance. After she moved, she called to let me know she got the job. She said her new boss told her that he would not have hired her if I hadn't warned him that she did not interview well and he was glad he gave her a chance.
 

Out of Order

Sign of the Times
Feb 9, 2011
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I don't have a funny interview story myself but I interviewed a clerical applicant once who did not interview well. She was terribly nervous, so nervous she could barely answer questions. I hired her anyways because she seemed to be willing to learn the job. She turned out to be a very conscientious worker. When she and her partner decided to move to another State, I wrote her a letter of recommendation. I mentioned in the letter that she did not interview well but she was a good worker and I had been very pleased with her performance. After she moved, she called to let me know she got the job. She said her new boss told her that he would not have hired her if I hadn't warned him that she did not interview well and he was glad he gave her a chance.

You're a good person, no bounce. I may look you up soon for one of those letters...........