Madam!
I can't help myself Flake, I'm a pervert-ette!
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Madam!
I can't help myself Flake, I'm a pervert-ette!
He could have a big nose . . .Oh I didn't even think of that...!
I didn't think of that either..... gutter = I'm there.He could have a big nose . . .
I didn't think of that either..... gutter = I'm there.
Ayuh... otherwise, I was thinking contortionist... or really tall. Or, Hobbit house maybe? (Short doors?)Oh . . .that would be extra, extra . . .
Oh my . . .
Ha-ha Flake, what a great video! I do so love a man who knows how to take care of his 'deck!'*Warning... depending on your accent, the following video could be construed as being a bit rude.
A friend left this for me on my FB page:
(A spoiler won't help, but...)
One for the girls Dana Jean !!I LOVE it!
How did someone so optimistic get to hell? I love him.A man who lived a lifetime of trouble died and was sentenced to smash rocks in hell to suffer for his sins. One day the devil walked up to the man who was breaking the rocks with ease and asked him how he was doing it so effortlessly. The man responded, "I grew up on a farm in Missouri, I am used to physical labor like this."
In an effort to amplify the mans suffering, the devil made it extremely hot and walked up to the man who was still easily smashing the rocks. When asked how he was doing it, the man responded, "I grew up on a farm in Missouri, I am used to extreme heat like this."
Not enjoying his apparent failure of distributing pain and suffering to this man, the devil made it downpour with rain and gale force winds. Thinking this surely will do it, the devil walked up to the man who was working with even more grace than before.. Shocked at this sight, the devil asked how he was doing it and the man responded, "I grew up on a farm in Missouri, I am used to tornadoes and extreme storms like these."
In a final attempt to make this man suffer, the devil made it extremely cold. He walked toward the man thinking this surely will get him and he saw the man was actually dancing around and celebrating! Shocked beyond belief, the devil asked him what the hell he was celebrating about. The man joyfully responded "Well, hell froze over! The Chiefs must have won the Super Bowl!"
Very good!An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.
Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.
'I would like it infrequently' she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered
'Is that one word or two?'